Titan City Action figures The best toys that never existed Comes with trash talk, unlimited battery, removable heads, decapitations abilities and over 400 Dirty Words Available soon… maybe 🕹️

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER Titan Ball The only game where the players decapitations scores more points than following the sensible rules Referees are optional Concussion guaranteed Fun? 37 children were injured by the joystick 🕹️ due to excessive force whilst on screen annihilation occurred The best game that never existed 1987

📺 TBN COMMERCIAL BREAK We interrupt this emergency broadcast to thank today’s sponsor… SKULL JUICE. The official energy drink of Titan City. Trusted by: 💀 Construction workers. 💀 Night shift security. 💀 Questionable scientists. 💀 Hardcase ’87. SKULL JUICE. Because stealing an entire vending machine is inconvenient if you’re thirsty. Normal programming will resume after these messages.

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Titan Treasury has officially replaced interest rates with bench press numbers. Current mortgage rate 225kg x 5 Applicants under 140kg need not apply #nostr #fitness #run #bench #TTD

📺 TBN UPDATE Following today’s Treasury incident… Hardcase ’87 has left the Financial District. Officials assumed he was going home. He wasn’t. Witnesses report him entering the VHS Quarter carrying: 📼 3 VHS tapes 🥤 2 Skull Juices 🍕 1 Slice of Doom Pizza Titan City authorities have advised citizens to mind their own business. Normal programming will resume when possible. #TitanCity #TTD #VHSQuarter #Hardcase87 #TBN

TitanBall championship Where the players meet their destiny in and out the hospital Decapitations, amputations, scores that don’t make sense and the winner isn’t the highest score It’s who’s left standing and who’s not bleeding TitanBall league rules are simple Scores? Why Limits? None Winners? Take The skulls of the conquered filled with the mutant blood of their foes

📈 TITAN CITY STOCK EXCHANGE 📈 Markets opened at 9:00am. Panic opened at 9:01am. Current performance: 📈 Skull Juice +387% 📉 Common Sense -94% 📈 Leg Day Futures ATH 📉 Cardio Index Delisted 📈 Hardcase Industries “Too Angry To Fail” Financial experts remain optimistic. Mostly because TDI writes the reports. Remember… BUY HIGH. SELL NEVER. PANIC PROFESSIONALLY. #TitanCity #TTD #StockExchange #FinancialDistrict #DeathCoin #TitanDynamics #Nostr

Welcome to Sentinel Stadium for the Titan Ball championship TerrorTaxi destination: The most important place in Titan City is more important than your destination Hardcase 87 has no choice but to stay Skull Juice, Mutant Mass and TitanBall… he’ll survive But will the players?

Financial District? Looks like the TerrorTaxi is taking Hardcase 87 to a special event TitanBall championship next exit ? TerrorTaxi: Your destination; isn’t a guarantee

After the Incident at Titan City. Hardcase 87s time is needed elsewhere The Financial District Coming soon

TITAN CITY INCIDENT City remains under control Shelves stocked to the Skull Juice Gills Trust us - Mortis Compliance

PANIC BUYING COMMENCES Mortis Compliance reminds all Titan City Citizens that there’s no need to panic buy and shelves are full Please continue in an unorderly manner

TITAN CITY INCIDENT 🚨 Reports and now live footage of Hardcase 87 at the scene after leg day Titan City Docks home on the sea the Titan Prosperity has arrived with empty containers Mutant Loops ZERO Skull Juice ZERO Toilet Paper 🧻 ZERO!! TBN emergency broadcast: Citizens are urged to stay calm amidst your panic buying today, we expect sensible decapitations and missing limbs to be limited and controlled Shelves are full, there’s no need to Panic… for now anyways Mortis Compliance Thank you for your continued obedience

Gym time in Titan City Located in the nutrition district Mutant Mass Training facility where we create tomorrows problems, today Sponsored by Skull Juice Your one stop energy drink caffeinated to the point of gains or instant death ☠️ Hardcase 87 will see you after leg day

Nutrition District Home of the 12 essential nutrients that don’t qualify as food Mutant Loops Mutant Mass Skull Juice The three pillars of Mass and Nutrition in Titan City and possibly why everyone is either an undead skeleton or ridiculously massive with bad skin Claims are backed by TDI Titan Dynamics International import from very select global suppliers, where they continue creating tomorrow’s problems, today!

Hardcase 87 arrives in the Nutrition District After the TerrorTaxi had their own ideas when they heard Financial District, there’s no guarantee you’ll land where you want Time to explore the district and await the Titan City Terrifier heading to original location… we hope

The Nutrition District Home of Skull Juice Mutant Loops and many more questionable chemicals labelled as food Where green slime is edible and the water is juiced 💉 🧪 ☠️ A sunny day or just glow from the food factory Either way…. The Zone is Titan City’s food district. With its own superhero 🦸

TERRORTAXI Transit We’ll get you there via the Mayhem Motorway Your destination doesn’t guarantee arrival Hailing TerrorTaxis often result in loss of limbs To the Nutrition District in Titan City… We’ll get you there, eventually #Hardcase87 #Nutrition #TitanCity #Nostr #NewAccount

POWER GRID STATUS STABLE. Current output: 🏋️ 4,200,000 Squats 🏋️ 2,800,000 Deadlifts 🏋️ 1,700,000 Bench Presses 🏃 37 Cardio Participants Citizens are reminded that skipping leg day may result in: Reduced power output Rolling blackouts Public shaming Visitations from Mortis Compliance In the event of total system failure: BREAK GLASS. DEPLOY HARDCASE. TITAN CITY POWER AUTHORITY SAVE POWER. LIFT HEAVIER. #TitanCity #PowerAuthority #TTD #LiftOrBlackout #Hardcase87 #GymHumor #VHSAesthetic #Nostr

LATE NIGHT SERVICE The streets are empty. The neon is fading. The Titan City Terrifier is still running. Nobody knows who cleans it. Nobody knows who owns it. Nobody knows why Route 13 keeps appearing on the schedule. Passengers are advised to remain seated and avoid eye contact with anything outside the vehicle. TITAN CITY TERRIFIER THE COLD NEVER LEAVES. #TitanCityTerrifier #TitanCity #RetroHorror #TTD #VHSAesthetic #Nostr