OUR FAVOURITE # BITCOIN METRIC WHERE IT GOES WE GO WE ARE ALL IN #ZAP MONEY AND STILL STEALING MORE OF YOUR BITCOIN FOR OUR PLANET IF YOUR PEOPLE DONT WANT IT IN MASS WE GLADLY TAKE IT #NOSTR IS GLOBAL ECOMONY AND IN OUR POSITION INTERGALACTIC TRANSACTIONS

REAL BICEP CURLZ ATTRACT REAL GIRLZ NOT THE ONES IN YOUR PINUP PORN COLLECTION U MEAT BEATING FUKKSLIME LETS RUN IT BARBELL CURL 5 x 15 DB ALTERNATE CURL 5 x 12 DB HAMMERS 5 x 15 ZOTTMAN 5 x 12 SUPER EZ BAR 5 x 15 RUN THAT AT ABOVE AVERAGE WEIGHR FOR VEIN SPLITTING PUMPZ REMEMBER ALT CURLZ BOTH DBS MOVE AT THE SAME TIME, NOT ONE AT A TIME PUMP THE PYTHONZ THE GIRL THATS OBSESSED WITH YOUR MUSCLE! CALL HER DIRECTLY AFTER YOUR LIFTING SESSION AND TELL US HOW YOU WENT ALWAYS REMEBER GO WOKE GO BROKE BUY SOME #BITCOIN AT BED TIME WE ARE THE OVERRLORRDZ

MORNING MUTANT MAYHEMM MUSCLEFUKKZ + LET US GIVE YOU A HAND… NOT THE ONE YOUR BOYFRIEND GIVES YOU HAHA!! + WE FEEL GENEROUS AND WE JUST BOUGHT MORE #BITCOIN SO HERE WE GO + TAKE THE FOLLOWING DEADLIFT 5 x 10 225 5 x 5 AT YOUR 80% MAX 5 x 2 AT YOUR 90% MAX IF THAT 225 IS STILL IN YOUR BEGINNER MANUAL SUB OUT FOR A SUITABLE WEIGHT TO GET TO 10… MAKE SURE YOUR HORSE CUM FILLED VEINZ STILL GET SO HOT THEY CORTORISE SQUAT 5 x 5 AT 80% HIGH REP LEG PRESS 25 AT 60% FARMERS CARRY 225 FOR MAX DISTANCE SLED PUSH 500 FOR DISTANCE AND 5 ROUNDS WITH SUPERSET BARBELL SNATCH 5 x 10 DO THE BIS ON BARBELL AT 20 REPS OVER THE 5 SETS FINISH ON GRIP WORK 5 X 20 ON A GRIPP TRAINER THERE U GO SLAMMPIGGZ WE HOPE YOU GET LAID TONIGHT THATZ WHAT WE ARE GIVING YOU THIS PUMP FOR DONT FORGET TO BE A COMPLETE COOL DOUCHEBAG AND TAKE LOTS OF SHIRTLESS PICS AND SEND THEM EVERYWHERE YOULL GET INTEREST LET US KNOW HOW U WENT OVERRLORRD OUT

WE SEE HUMANZ PROBLEMZ WE ARE GLAD #NOSTR SAVED SO MANY OF U YOU ARE PROBLEM SOLVERS WHO SELF CUSTODY THEIR #BITCOIN WE APPLAUD THE NOSTRICH FARMING U DID GOOD ENJOY THE SHOW BY THE WAY… WE NEED 80s BODYBUILDING MAGAZINEZ WE SEE YOUR FIAT IS DED WE PAY #BTC ONLY SINCE OUR INCEPTION 2017000 YEARZ AGO OR SINCE FEB 2017 …. WHICHEVER SOUNDZ MORE BELIEVABLE #ZAP LORD OUT

ONE FOR YOU CUMMDROPZ #zappathon recommences

WE WATCHED WE SAW YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO BELIEVE IN CONSEQUENCES ANYMORE DEPENDING ON YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIST LEVEL READ ON: BEFORE 10 YEAR YIELDS SOLD OFF RAPIDLY: A FEW DAYS BEFORE THERE WAS A “GLITCH” ON THE TICKERS IN OUR OPINION THEY WERE TESTING THE WATERS TO SEE HOW FAR THEY CAN LET THIS GO: THE GLITCH TOOK THE 10 YY TO 4.88% BEFORE CORRECTION TO 4.5% WE ARE NOW AT 4.84% 🤔 #BITCOIN HAS AN ETF DECISION ON FRIDAY: THE SEC HAS UNTIL FRIDAY NIGHT MIDNIGHT TO APPEAL THE COURTS DECISION AT #GRAYSCALE AND THEY MUST COME UP WOTH SOMETHING NEW AND RELEVANT IF ON MIDNIGHT THERE IS NO APPEAL, THE COURTS DIRECT THE SEC TO APPROVE SPOT ETF A FEW DAYS AGO THERE WAS A “GLITCH” FAKE NEWS OF A #BITCOIN SPOT ETF APPROVAL FOR BLACKROCK I BELIEVE TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN WITH PRICE AS YOU KNOW #BITCOIN STARTED TO ROCKET BEFORE THEY FAKE NEWS AND TOOK IT DOWN IF SEC APPROVE 1 THEY AGREE FAIRNESS PREVAILS AND THEY WILL APPROVE ALL OF THEN THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF TIDYING UP IN RECENT DAYS FROM ALL SPOT ETF APPLICANTS THEYRE READY COINCIDENCE?? GLITCHES ARE BECOMING COMMON BEFORE REALITY THIS IS EITHER A CONSPIRACY THEORY OR SHORT TERM HISTORY IS ABOUT TO REPEAT MIDNIGHT NEW YORK TIME FRIDAY 👀 #ZAP #NOSTR #LIGHTNINGNETWORK THANKZ FOR READING

#BITCOIN GASHRATE 489 EHs BITCOIN STILL GETS MORE PUSSY THAN YOU #ZAP YOUR MOM WE JUZT BOUGHT MORE BITCOIN AFTERALL ITZ OUR EKONOMY

WE SAW THOSE CLAIMING 10k #BITCOIN AND WE SAW THOSE SAYING SPOT ETF WAS APPROVED WE SAY THIS IS WHAT WE THINK OF YOU AND YOUR BITCOIN OPINION

SNAKE OIL AND BABY OIL SALES PITCH HOW TO GET PUNY NO COINER HUMANZ TO BUY #BITCOIN TODAY 1: YELLEN “ WE CAN FUND 2 WARZ EASILY WITH NO ISSUES” 2: USA GOV “ WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE FUNDING THE US GOVERNMENT WELL UKRAINE AND ISRAEL ARENT PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANIES BUT #BITCOIN HOWEVER IS A “FLIGHT TO QUALITY” YOUR LARRY FINK SAID PARDON ME IF IM WRONG I BELIEVE FINK IS JEWISH???? ISRAEL BRED HMMMMM PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA TO BUY BITCOIN BEFORE IT SAVES OTHER PEOPLE THAN U YEAH 👍 NOW FUKK OFF AND SELF CUSTODY YOUR #ZAP COIN FUKKERZ

#BITCOIN AND #BARBELL TUESDAY HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM ALLRIGHT GUTTFUKKZ LAT PULL AT 90% 5 x 8 PULL UP LADDER 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 RAKK PULL TO MAX PULL 3 x 1 DB MILITARY GORILLA PRESS DIPZ 5 x 5 ON ALL SMASHFUKK A GUITAR AND BUILD MUSCLE OUT

MUTANT MUSCLE STAKK ON MONDAY SLIMEBALLZ LETS FACE IT ITZ MUNNDAYY SO WE ARE GONNA THROW A LITTLE GUNS INTO MUNDAYZ THRASHGASH WORKOUT LETS START WITH A 75% MAXX 5 x 5 DEADLIFT 5 x 5 RAKK PULL FOLLOW IT UP 85% OF MAX 3 X 3 AFTER EXCRUCIATING VEINGAIN WARMUPZ BENCH PRESS LIGHT LETS FIND YOUR 20 REP MAX FOR 5 SETS THEN BASICS ON INCLINE DB PRESS 3 x 13 WITH DB PULLOVER 5 x 15 CROSS BENCH THIS IS THE BASIC MUTANT MASS WORKOUT STRUCTURE FOR YOUR FUKKEYEZ TO GAZE UPON THIS WILL PUT YOUR HORSE COMPETING TEZT LEVELS THROUGH THE METAPHYSICAL STRATOSPHERE LADIEZ DONT THINK WE FORGOT ABOUT YOU WE LOVE MUSCLE ON WOMEN LETS RUN THE 8 x 5 DEADLIFT AT 75 % AND THE RAKK PULL AT SAME VARIABLEZ CRUCH THE WAIST WITH A QUIKK HANG LEG RAISE UP TO 100 REPZ AND THROW SOME WIDE GRIP LAT PULL TO KEEP YOUR SEXY BAKK WIDE AND YOUR WAIST SMALL WE KNOW WHAT YOU MUTANTFUKKZ LOVE DONT FORGET TO HIT UP SOME #BITCOIN BEFORE YOU EAT A METRIK FUKKTONNE U LIKE OUR CONTENT OR OF YOU THINK WE ARE VILE GOOD WE ARENT THE PARODY YOU ARE LIFT WELL MUTANTZ TILL NEXT TIME #ZAP

THE AVERAGE FEE TO TRANSACT ON SQUARE IS AROUND 2% IMAGINE IF SQUARE INSTALLED #BITCOIN ON #LIGHTNINGNETWORK AND SHOWED THE WORLD HOW FEES DIMINISH TO NEAR 0 PER TRANSACTION #BITCOIN SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME I WOULDNT HAVE TO CHARGE OUR PEOPLE 2% PER PAYMENT ALMOST TAKES INFLATION DOWN IN REGARD TO FEES WHAT A GREAT IDEA #BTC IS

@jack WHY DOESNT SQUARE ACCEPT #BITCOIN PAYMENTS OR HAVE A LIGHTNING WALLET? IN 2021 YOU SAID YOU WOULD “SCHOOL ELON MUSK” WELL IT SEEMED LIKE HE INTIMIDATED YOU IN THE INTERVIEW WHY NOT STOP WAITING FOR ELON TO ANNOUNCE BITCOIN PAY AND DO IT YOURSELF ITS WEIRD YOUVE DEDICTED YOUR LIFE TO BITCOIN BUT HAVE DONE NOTHING WITH IT. GRANTED YOUR HARDWARE WALLET BUT THAT DOESNT REALLY PROGRESS ANYTHING IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO START ACCEPTING BITCOIN AS PAYMENT WE NEED A PAYMENT PROVIDER U OWN SQUARE SO EYES ARE ON YOU ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT BITCOIN OR ARE YOU JUST A HYPE TOURIST? IVE HEARD YOU SINCE I STARTED IN 2017 AND SO FAR YOUVE DONE NOTHING HOW ABOUT IT JACK? BITCOIN PAYMENT AND WALLET FOR SQUARE?

WE POURED MORE #BITCOIN YOUR WAY WE ARENT THE PARODY YOU ARE WE SEND FOR YOUR PLANET OF PUNY HUMANS HOPING YOU BUY PROTEIN HORSE TRANQ AND BODYBUILDING MAGZ TAKE YOUR NEW FOUND #BITCOIN BUILT MUSCLE ON THOSE SHE HES YOU HAVE DOWN THERE

WE JUST SENT #SATS TO 10 NEW #BITCOIN ERS WE YAVE NO IDEA WHETHER THEYLL STAY SELL THEM SPEND THEM (WHICH WE WOULD LOVE TO SEE) WE PREFER INTEGRATION WE INTEGRATED YEARS AGO OUR PAYMENT SYSTEMS OUR BALANCE SHEETS ALL IN 2017 SINCE WE HAVE SEEN VERY LITTLE EXCEPT A PODCAST REVOLUTION THAT INSISTS ON TALKING AND DOING NOTHING #BITCOIN WE FEAR IS THE BEST IDEA EVER , NEVER USED WE WONDER WHY @jack SQUARE DOESNT ACCEPT BITCOIN OR HAVE A LIGHTNING WALLET WE WONDER WHY ELON MUSK DISSAPEARED FROM #BITCOIN AND SAID “SOON” BUT NEVER CAME BACK WE WONDER WHY THERE IS STILL A CENTRAL BANK IN EL SALVADOR WE KNOW SO MANY SERIOUS BITCOINERS THAT AGREE WITH US THAT MOST NAMES IN BITCOIN DONT USE BITCOIN WE WILL CONTINUE OUR INTEGRATION MISSION AND HOPE ONE DAY A MAJOR PAYMENT NETWORK LIKE SQUARE WILL CONSIDER BITCOIN

WEEKDAYY WORKOUTT SLUTTFUKKZ WE BANGIN AND CLANGIN WITH THE LORDZ OR IRON AND CAFFEINE WE KEEP IT SIMPLE GERMAN VOLUME 10 x 10 BARBELL PRESS DEADLIFT SQUAT DB PULLOVER 40 FUKKKNUKKLING SETS WITH MINIMAL REZT TO BUILD YOU INTO A FUKKLORDD , FUKKBEAZT AND ESPECIALLY SUPER COOL TOUGH GUY BULLY YOUR WAY THROUGH THE LIFTING PIT UNTIL THEY CRY LIKE YOUR MOM DOES WHEN WE LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT HAHA!! ALWAYSZ ALWAYZ ALWAYZ BUY #BITCOIN AT THE VERY END 30 MINUTEZ BEFORE BED REZT RECOVER MOVIE GROW AZ YOU SEE CURRENT HUMAN EVENTS BEING PHYSICALLY STRONG CAN INTIMIDATE SOMEONE WHO WOULD ATTACK YOU TO THINK OTHERWISE

BULLY BULLY CRY CRY IF ITS SO EASILY TAKEN FROM YOU, YOU PROBABLY NEVER DESERVED TO HAVE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE THIS IS WHERE #BITCOIN COMES IN IF YOU CRY BULLY YOUVE CHOSEN NOT TO FIGHT BACK IF YOU CRY THEN BUY TISSUES YOU STILL POSSESS THAT WHAT BRINGZ U MISERY FATBOY FIAT IZ THE PROBLEM SO WHAT DO WE HEAR? #BITCOIN IS THE SOLUTION YES IT IS FROM THE SAME PEOPLE WE HEAR THE DEVT WILL BE 50 TRILLION IN 2030….. SO ARE WE SAYING NOTHING CHANGES AND BITCOIN COULD FIX IT BUT WE WOULD HAVE TO BE BRAVE ENOUGH USE IT EARTHLINGZ HAVE A SOLUTION RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM AND ARE NOT USING IT ITS VERY RARE YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN MAKE GLOBAL POSITIVE CHANGES IN A 24 HOUR PERIOD YET YOU SIT AND DO VERY LITTLE THE SOLTUION IS TO REMOVE ALL #BITCOIN FROM EXCHANGES AND HOARD IT UNTIL THEY ACCEPT IT AS LEGAL TENDER YOU KNOW THEY NEED IT YOU KNOW THEY WANT IT STOP TALKING START SELF CUSTODYING #BTC AS IT STANDS IS JUST A GREAT IDEA…. THE THING WITH IDEAS IS MOST END UP IN THE GRAVEYARD BITCOIN CANT FAIL… EVER BUT WE CAN FAIL BITCOIN AND YES WE ARE ON THE FAIL SIDE OF BITCOIN MORE RETAIL DUMPS MORE INSTITUTIONS BUY BITCOIN WAS FOR THE PEOPLE GET ON WITH IT #ZAP ECONOMY OR WE FAIL

#HASHRATE #BITCOIN 521 EHS GOAL 540.03 EHS MINERS HAVE GOT THEIR 💩 TOGETHER FIGHTING LIKE MUTANT DOGGZ STAKKERZ ON THE OTHER HAND “WE HAVE 50 YEARS NO RUSH” WE JUST BOUGHT MORE #BTC

IF #BITCOIN PRICE WAS LIKE GASHRATE YOU HUMANZ WOULD SOLVE ALL YOUR EARTHLY PROBLEMS IN ONE GO SIMPLY TRANSFERENCE OF WEALTH FROM YOU BUFFETS TO YOUR #PLEBS PLEBS HAVE BETTER IDEAZ #ZAP MINERS GET IT THEYRE COMPETING LIKE CRAZY THE STACKERZ SIT ON 94.8%OF SUPPLY UNMOVED FOR 30 DAYZ THE SMALLEST BIT OF VOLUME AND U HUMANZ WIN WE ASK WHY DONT YOU STRATEGISE TOGETHER AND WIN BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE WE WISH YOU WELL WE BOUGHT MORE TODAY WITH YOUR EARTH DOLLARZ…. WE PRINTED THE MONEY WE BOUGHT THE COIN LEFT SOME FOR U THOUGH WE ARE KIND

WE SEE THAT THE GORE RATE OF #BITCOIN IS GONNA GIVE ALL TIME HIGH ANOTHER GO ITS THE #ZAPPENING 540.03 TARGET