MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY YULETIDE SLAMMPIGGZ ALL THE WAY FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM WE WISH YOU A MARY XMAS GIVING THE GIFT OF #BITCOIN BABEZ AND BARBELLZ NEVER FELT BETTER YOUR MOM SAYS HI BY THE WAY HAHA! 1 MORE BULLY BASHING FOR OUR DEPARTURE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES AND EAT FOR SIZE

HASHRATE ALLTIME HIGH SLAMMPIGGZ 670 EHS AND WE WILL ELECTRIFY OT TO 700 TODAY SO MINERS POWERING UP OVER XMAS BREAK WHILST WE TAKE YOUR MOM AND SISTER OUT FOR THE NIGHT LOOKS LIKE #BITCOIN MINERS ARE STRAPPING UP FOR SOMETHING BIG 185 EHS WAS HIGH AT 69K NOW ITS 670 …… 690 IS OUR PLANS TONIGHT SO….. HAHAHAHA BUYING #BITCOIN FOR INTERPLANNETARY ASSAULT

#DrainTheExchange Like your Mom drains our horde of SlammPiggz HAHA! We heard much dribble from that fukkslime u call Musk A Piggshit who preaches freedom, but pursues it with Fiat HAHAHA SAW U COMING RIGHT THERE WE THE MUTANTS OF PLANETTMAYHEMM TAKE #SATS AND SPEND THEM ON LAP DANCEZ AND AUSTRALIAN CINEMA AKA MAD MAX 1, ROAD WARRIOR AND FURY ROAD THUNDERDOME SUKKZ ANYWAY LIKE CATHIE WOOD HAD TO SAY AS SHE RAN OUT OF THAT TRAIN WRECK #BITCOIN QUESTION THIS MORNING HAHA SHE FUKKED THE -OOCH ON THAT ONE MUSCLE MUTANTS HODL BITCOIN OFF EXCHANGES ON COLD STORAGE ALL EXCHANGE HOLDERS HAVE AIDS ALL OF THEM HAHA! WE HAVE ENTERED YULE AMD EVEN OUR PAGAN HORDE WISHES EVERYONE A MERRY XMAS LETS FACE IT WE LOVE BOTH HOLIDAYS YULE FOR US AND XMAS FOR EVERYONE SENDING MUSCULAR LOVE…… TO YOUR MOM HAHA

THE TIME IS UPON US WE ARE COMING #BITCOIN , BABES AND BARBELLZ OUR MUTANT HORDE OF ANABOLIKK FUKKBEASTZ HAVE SEEN THE SIGNZ ETF, VOLCANO BOND, HYDRO BOND AND BUFFER ETFS WE ARE STACKING HARDER AND FASTER… LIKE WE DO WITH YOUR MOM HAHAHA… ALL JOKES ASIDE…. ITS GAME TIME CUKKFUKKZ TIME FOR MUTANT ASSAULT AND VICTORY HAIL VALHALLA

BONK HEDDZ ARE OUT IN FORCE GOOD DISTRACTION RUN BY THE ROCK TO BET U HUMAN SKUM AWAY FROM THE #BITCOIN WE BOUGHT MORE LETS FACE IT WE ARE ALL OVER 100 EARTH KILOS OR 220 POUNDS ON THE IMPERIAL LAP DANZEZ ARE OUR THING LEOPARD PRINT IS OUR THING BABES AND BARBELLZ… THROW IN SOME #BITCOIN GET FITT OT GET FUKKED HOPEFULLY BOTH WE ARE DEADLIFTING FOR U THIS NIGHT In our new shoes, thanks to our enslaved fukkskum for sending

WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK OUR SPONSORS FOR 2023’ HYBRA-TECH BRINGING CHEMICAL SOLUTIONS TO THE ENTIRE PLANET 💉💉💉💉💉🧬🧬🧬🧬🧬

AS OUR MUTANT BALLERS ON EARTH SMASH BUY #BITCOIN IN A CONSTANT SMASH AND DASH READY FROM OUR ARRIVVAL WE THE MUSCLE MUTANTS OF PLANETTMAYHEMM WISH TO COME TO EARTH AND BUY YOUR ISLANDZ WE INVITE EVERY BITCOIN SWOLDIER TO LIFT WITH OUR BIKINI GIRLS AMD OUR MASS MONSTARZ, EAT AND FUEL UP READY FOR THE FIAT WAR WE DONT WANT EASY WE WANT VIKTORY THE MAN YOU CALL SENATOR WARREN HE IS A BLINDED PIGGFUKK BUT EVERY THING CHASED HAS AN ENEMY WISHING TO DESTROY IT BEOFRE YOU ATTAIN GREATNESS WHOS GONNA TELL MR WARREN THAT BITCOIN WENT INTERGALAKTIK WE DONT HAVE A SUTABLE MATE FOR WARREN HERE ON THE MUTANT PLANETT… IT WILL JUST HAVE TO WEAR A GIMP SUIT AND SEE HOW IT GOES WE HEARD OF A VOLCANO BOND WE SHALL BUY SOME

CUMMSLUTZ AND FUKKSHITZ YOUR OVERRLORRD IS COMPLETELY FUKKED CUMMING OFF YOUR MOMZ SLIMEHOLE THATS RIGHT… WE JUST FINISHED YOUR MOM ON ALL 4s WITH OUR GIANT, VAZZCULAR, VEINED UP, JUICCED UP HEDZ FROM BETWEEN HER LEGZ… PS YOUR MOM ON ALL 4S WHILE WE LIKKFUKK HER VAGSHRINE IZ OUR PRE WORKOUT AND THATS WHERE THE MUSCLEREICH REIGNZ SUPREME IN MUSCLEFUKK HEAVEN SQUATZ ARE THE NAME OF THE RAGE GAME TODAY MUSCLEMUTANTZ LETZ START WITH GERMANIC VOLUME 10 X 10 WHEELS ON SQUATZ THEN LUNGEZ PIGG… TO PLANETTMAYHEMM AND BACK YOU RETARDED MONKEY WHEN WE LOOK AT YOU WE SEE: A RETARDED MONKEY TRYING TO PEEL A BANANA OUR EYES ARE ON YOUR GIRLZ TITZ THOUGH , WHILST U SHITTFUKK LUNGE YOUR WAY TO YOUR SNIVELY CUMMBUMM 20 INCH QUADZ BARBARIAN OR CUMMSLUTT YOUR MISSION IS TO ENRAGE YOUR JUICE FILLED QUADS WITH THE THICKEST DENZITY THIS SIDE OF YOUR MOTHERS FAT ASS DEEPER! SQWAT DEEPER… BALLZ DEEP BITCHEZ!!! NO GAY SHIT ROUND HERE DROP THE SQUATZ LIKE YOUR INSERTING A FIRE HOSE TO MOTHER NATUREZ WOMB SPRAY IT EVERYWHERE… DEEP!!! DEEP YOU FUKKTARD NOW DO ANOTHER SET OF LUNGES BEFORE I START ON YOUR GIRL WHOSE WEARING A LEOPARD PRINT 80s CUMM FUKK ME SWIMMSUIT LETZ MAKE A DEAL IF YOU GET YOUR QUADZ TO A MEASELY 20 INCHES… WE WILL ONLY ENSLAVE YOUR SISTER BUT IF YOU FAIL TO REACH 20 INCH PYLONS THEN YOUR MOM GETZ IMPREGANTED WITH MUTANT OVERLORRD CUMMSKUMM AND SHE GIVEZ BIRTH TO YOUR NEW BROTHER… WHO WILL TAUNT U IN YOUR SLEEP PISS ON YOUR FACE AND DROP HIS LOAD ON YOUR BED BEFORE GOING TO BED THAT NIGHT…. COZ HE FINDZ IT FUNNY AS DO WE! DONT THINK OUR AMAZONIAN WARGODDEZEZ ARE HELD TO ANY LESS OF A STANDARD THEY WILL SQUEEZE YOUR HEAD IF YOUR TOUNGE FAILZ TO PLEAZE THEIR MINI VAGINAZ OUR GIRLZ ARE TIGHT! THEY SQWAT FOR TIGHT ASSES…. THEY ARE BORN WITH TIGHT LIPS AND NOT THE FACIALZ. WE TALKING THEIR DOWNSTARE NOHAIR VAGSHRINEZ WEN OUR GIRLZ SQUAT HEAVIER THAN MOZT MEN… OUR JOB IZ DONE NO ORGIEZ FOR REWARD… STRICTLY 1 TO 1 CUMMSCUMMFUNN NO HOLD BARRED WE ARE THE OVERLORRDZ OF PLANETTMAYHEMM AND IF YOU WANNA BE HERE LERN TO LIFT GROW MUSCLE AND VINYLZ! PUNKKSLUTT!!!! ONLY THEN SHALL YOU PRACTISE THE REPRODUCTION HABITS OF OUR BARBARIC NATURE IN CHAINZ!! OUR GUYZ OUR GIRLZ FUKKBRAINING EACHOTHER UNTIL NEXT LEG DAY NOW FUKK OFF AND GET FUKKED

TOP OF THE SUNDAY MORNING TO YOU CUMMSKUMM SUNDAY SQUATS WHILST HONOURING CROM AT THE ALTAR OF STRENGTH WAS OUR ENTIRE DAY HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM #BITCOIN … WE RECEIVED ABOUT 10 000 #SATS THROUGH OUR ENSLAVED HUMAN BITCOIN TRAFFIKERS WE DONT HAVE A LOT TO SAY TODAY ACCEPT WE HAVE INTEGRATED BITCOIN THROUGH EVERY RAIL ON OUR PLANETT WE WONDER WHY YOU ALL HAVENT DONE THE SAME WHY ARENT YOU WORKING TOGETHER TO SECURE THE BITCOIN SUPPLY ON A SECRET WALLET THATS YOURS TIME IS PRECIOUS AND YOURE TAKING TO LONG TO DONTHE BASIC THING WE SAW OUR COIN GET A RUN TO 45K….. ITS NOT ENOUGH FOR REAL CHANGE WORK HARDER SKUMMFUKKZ

OUR OVERRLORRDZ OF SKUMM AND FUNN HAVE BEEN #BITCOIN ING SINCE 2017 BUYING ON YOUR PLANETT AND OUR FORMER SLAVES WERE SENDING TO US WE HAVE SLAVE OPENINGS HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM DUE TO OUR FORMER ACHIEVING FREEDOM USING OUR SKUMMBUKKZ SKIMMING #BTC OFF THE TOP THIS IS WHAT HAPPENZ WHEN YOUR CURLING 200 FOR REPS NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO HOW MUCH THEY SEND US WE ARE SO PROUD OF OUR LITTLE GIMPSLUTZZ WE HAVE SCANNED YOUR PLANNETT AND WE FOUND NO RETAIL BUYING WE ASK YOU TO PREPARE FOR 1 MILLION SPACE BUKKS AKA 100 MILLION USD PER COIN THEN WE ENSLAVE ALL OF YOU THE #BITCOINERS OF YOUR PLANETT CAN PROTEKT U IM SURE YOU HAVE AN ISLAND FOR US LETS FACE IT, U DO LET EVERYONE IN LIKE INVASION WELKOMING COWARDZ SO WHY NOT US #sats 4 slaves

SO OUR #BITCOIN HAS SMASHFUKKED YOUR SKREEN WE SAID IT WAS INEVITABLE WE WERE HERE FOR BITCOIN IN 2017 AND WE ENSLAVED MANY HUMANS TO SEND US REGULAR COIN SAD PART IS THEY ALSO BOUGHT THE COIN AND ARE ATTAINING FREEDOM AT A RIDICULOUS RATE FROM OUR SKUMMFUKK DUNGEON OF BARBELLZ, BABES AND #BITCOIN 42K IS A BLIP ON YOUR RADAR 420 MILLION CUKKBUKKZ IS A GOAL YOUR MOM IS THE OTHER GOAL WE SHALL ATTAIN BOTH ANYONE UP FOR ENSLAVEMENT HOLLA AT US DAMN #BITCOIN ERS ATTAINING FREEDOM

HAIL SLAMMPIGGZ READIFYING FOR MONDAY MAYHEMM BARBELLZ BABEZ #BITCOIN YOU STILL HAVE OUR FAVOURITE COIN UNDER 1 BILLION CUKKBUKKZ HAHAHAHAHA LIKE TAKING PANTIES OFF YOUR SISTER TOMORROWZ ASSAULT IS APOCALYPSE DEADLIFTS MILITANT PRESSES SUPERSETTING THEM LIKE WE TAG YOUR SISTER AND YOUR OTHER SISTER….. WE ARE ALL INCLUSIVE REDS BRUNETTES BLONDES JET BLACK 80S BROWN 🤤🤤 ON OUR PLANETT #BITCOIN ALREADY IS WE CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ALLOW OUR EARTH GIMPS THAT WE ENSLAVED TO SEND US INTERGALACTIC COIN OUR SLAVES ARE ABANDONING US IN A TIMELY MANNER THEYVE ALSO BEEN BUYING BITCOIN THEY DOUNE OUT IT CREATES FREEDOM AGAINST US THE SUPREME MUTATED MUTANT OVERRLORRDZ THEY WENT AND BOUGHT THEIR OWN IROC Z APOCALYPSE READY ASSAULT VEHICLES WELL IT WAS INEVITABLE JUST LIKE ME BEING YOUR STEP DAD HAHA! #BTC OR ☠️

MUTANT FOOTBALL LEAGUE THIS IS HOW WE PLAY FOOTBALL PUT THE FUN BAKK INTO FOOTBALL IF THE STADIUMZ DOT KILL YOU THE PLAYERS WILL

OUR OVERRLORRDZ ON PLANETTMAYHEMM ARE STAKKING HARDER THAN FREDDIE MERCURY IN A GAY BAR #BITCOIN FOR US ISNT A “GOING TO BE” IT ALREADY IS OUR MUSCLE BASED ECONOMY CONSISTS OF BARBELLZ, BABEZ AND #BITCOIN AS WE STARE AT THE PINUPS OF YOUR MOMS 1988 FULL NUDE EDITION OF PLAYBOY WE SIMPLY AWAIT WHAT YOU CALL A BILLION EARTHLY CUKKBUKKZ PER COIN THEN WE SHALL SHOWER YOU IN #SAT REWARDS…. WE NEED NEW SLAVES ANYWAY, OUR CURRENT ONES BOUGHT BITCOIN IN 2017, THEY SAID IT WAS THEIR ONLY WAY OUT YEAH KINDA 🤷‍♂️

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#BITCOIN IS A BEAUTIFUL THING, JUST LIKE A WAR GODDESSES TESTOSTERONE LEVEL AFTER SLAYING THE VERY DEMONZ THAT CAUSED YOU PROBLEMS HER PROGRAM: RUN AT 70% OF MAX LIFT LAT PULLDOWN WIDE 5 X 15 CHINS UNDERHAND 5 X MAX DB SHOULDER PRESS 3 X 20 SIDE FLY 3 X 20 INCLINE PRESS 5 X 15 SQUATZ 3 X 25 LEG EXTENSION 3 X 25 LUNGE LINE FOR DISTANCE 3 ROUNDZ HANGING KNEE LIFT 3 X MAX DONE DO THIS TO BECOME THE WARGODDESS RUN IT 4 TIMES A WEEK WITH VARIATIONZ

WE BAKK BITCHES RUNNING 2 PROFILES WEN WE CANT FLICK BETWEEN IS A REAL CHALLENGE… UNLIKE YOUR MOM WHO WAS NO CHALLENGE HAHA! WE COMING BAKK HARDCORE FOR FRAZETTA FRIDAYZ, VALLEJO MONDAYZ AND YOUR MOM ON SUNDAYZ PLENTY OF PR PROGRAMS OIL GRAMS AND TELEGRAMZ TO HELP U ACHIEVE MASSIVENESS WE LIKE YOU BECOZ WE BELIEVE IN YOU JUST LIKE WE LIKE #BITCOIN … COZ WE BELIEVE IN IT HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM YOULL FIND CHEETAH PRINT BIKINI LADY LIFTERS AND ANABOLIK WARLORDZ ENHANCING THEIR SHOT AT EMBRACING YOUR HUMANITY WE SEND #SATA INTERPLANNETARY FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM WE WANT YOU TO WIN…. PERIOD HAIL THE MUTANT #BITCOIN OVERRLORRD (he’s currently with your intern… looks like an all nighter)

BOOM WE ARE BACK FRESH OFF BUYING ANOTHER LOAD OF #BITCOIN WHAT DO WE WANT YOUR BITCOIN FOR? SIMPLE SPEND ON LAP DANCES FROM YOUR GORGEOUS WOMEN AND MOUTAINS OF THAT KFC TO SUPPORT OUT MUTANT SIZE WE WANT BITCOIN SIMPLY TO USE IT NO PODCAST NO CONFERENCE JUST INTEGRATION U KNOW THAT PEER TO PEER THING…. WORKZ GOOD WE LOVE #BITCOIN WE LOVE #NOSTR WE LOVE @Damus #zap to the inventor

#bitcoin HASHRATE 508 EARLIER TODAY #ZAPPED 35 HUMANS AND MUTANTZ #BENCHED 405 FOR 5 EARLIER #NOSTR RULEZ OFFENDED ATLEAST 50 PEOPLE GOOD! WE HOPE WE MADE YOU CRY READ THE FOLLOWING KING WITHIN KING WARRIOR MAGICIAN LOVER WARRIOR OF THE LIGHT HAVAMÁL ITZ A MUTANT #BITCOIN THING LOVE TO WORK

OUR FAVOURITE # BITCOIN METRIC WHERE IT GOES WE GO WE ARE ALL IN #ZAP MONEY AND STILL STEALING MORE OF YOUR BITCOIN FOR OUR PLANET IF YOUR PEOPLE DONT WANT IT IN MASS WE GLADLY TAKE IT #NOSTR IS GLOBAL ECOMONY AND IN OUR POSITION INTERGALACTIC TRANSACTIONS