Takes only five hours to replace your regular deodorant. Or just don't sweat...

Started writing 'Normie's in disbelief' part of my bitcoin maxi diaries.

Congrats to @My First Bitcoin - Bitcoin Education for the World for receiving a $1 million grant from #startsmall to advance independent Bitcoin Education around the world. "May 13, 2025 – We are proud to announce that My First Bitcoin has received a $1 million grant from #startsmall. With this financial support from @jack's philanthropic initiative, we will continue to serve grassroots Bitcoin education initiatives worldwide. This grant accelerates our work in the creation and distribution of free and open-source Bitcoin education materials and infrastructure. It will not only help us improve existing resources, such as the Bitcoin Diploma, Bitcoin Intro Course, and teacher training workshops, but also to scale our digital platforms like our Online School and Community Hub.   As a non-profit, founded in 2021, we have grown from a local project into a global movement. Besides creating curricula and frameworks, our team has directly taught tens of thousands of in-person students, as we workshop and refine our materials based on real world feedback. In 2023, we launched the Independent Bitcoin Educators Node Network, providing a space for others to join us on our mission. The network spans 65+ projects from 35+ countries, including circular economies, meetup organizers and other grassroots projects. All commit to the same six pillars: that their education is independent, impartial, community-led, Bitcoin-only, quality, and focused on empowerment over profit. While we support that network, it is now self-governing. We always seek to give power-to, rather than have power-over. John Dennehy, founder and Executive Director of My First Bitcoin, explains: “The revolution of Bitcoin education is that it teaches students HOW to think, not WHAT to think. Funding from sources with their own incentives is the greatest vulnerability that threatens that. Education will be captured by whoever funds it. We will never take any government money and frequently turn down funding from corporations and companies. The subtle influence of funding has ruined fiat education and we need to create alternative models for the revolution of Bitcoin education to realize its full potential.” Funding for Bitcoin education must be transparent. This grant is a huge win for all of us. For Bitcoin itself, but even more for Independent Bitcoin Education as a whole. It enables us to serve the global community better than ever before. It shows everyone what can be achieved if you stay close to your values. “My First Bitcoin is a proof-of-concept for all independent Bitcoin educators that if you stay on the mission, even when it's challenging, then you will come out the other side even stronger,” added Dennehy. @Arnold Hubach, Director of Communications of My First Bitcoin: "Open source money deserves open source education. Over the past few years, we’ve seen growing demand for our resources around the world, and we remain committed to serving everyone in the Bitcoin space who needs support. This funding enables us to plan further into the future and continue being the first-stop provider of free educational tools." We’re grateful to #startsmall for believing in our mission and for understanding that Bitcoin education should always be free from external influence. We’re also grateful to the community for helping us to arrive at this point where we are ready to receive such a grant. You lead us to where we are today. You have been our primary funding source. You will continue to lead us forward. We will always serve the community. We’re also grateful for our amazing team and their proof of work. The grant will accelerate the work that they are already doing, such as curricula development, teacher training programs, the expansion of the global network, building online platforms, and providing in-person classes. We will continue to lead by example, we will continue to push the limits, and we will continue to reimagine what’s possible. We do not seek to please power in this world, we seek to create a proof-of-concept for a better one where the individual is empowered and able to think critically. If you are an educator in need of tools or infrastructure; please contact us. If you can help us continue to build out these tools and maintain this growing global movement; please contact us. If you are aligned with our mission and are a supporter of independent Bitcoin education, please donate. We work for the public. In public."

This is how I always imagined how an introduction diner at my future parents house would go

I still can’t believe this guy funded NOSTR development

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Produce more bitcoin, fkn miners! :)

Have a good day, friends

Most bitcoin companies are fiat broke AF

Without meaning in life, there's only desperation and nihilism: - Random bro - "Business Idea: >move to Miami >rent a cheap place >wait until GTA 6 comes out >create a YT channel, Instagram, and TikTok account >start recording videos: "GTA 6 Locations vs Real Life", "GTA 6 Cinematics but Real Life", "GTA 6 Secret Spots in Real Life" >make long-form content >post the long-form content, then cut them into short-form >make bank >buy a Lambo >become a guru >start selling an online course >move to a mansion >start streaming GTA 6 RP >accept a sponsorship from Stake >be controversial, start doing stupid shit to gain attention >start boxing >talk to Jake Paul for a fight >make $50M in a night >bet everything in a casino >lose everything >sell your story to Netflix >make $100M >retire. Thanks me later."

You heard it first at finance bro circles

GM

Americans exported empty culture for decades

Give me volatility or nothing at all, bitch

The slow motion meltdown movement never made it mainstream, because the fast meltdown movement grabbed all the attention away from them. I think about these sort of things on a daily basis.

Boomers watching TV Waiting for orders To lecturing us On how one Should live It's sad