Apple is a shitcoin. Imagine using a centralized walled garden with an owner who has full authority to tell you what you can and cannot do with your device and call yourself a Bitcoiner at the same time.
Zapvertising is a way for companies/politicians to buy your attention for a fraction of a penny, then employ you for free, to fill your followers feeds with their name.
Pioneers of zapvertising = Pioneers of oxyctocin.
When you tell people you've completely fucked up your life they always say no no, there's always things you can do. And then you explain, and you see the look on their face change lol.