It has come to my attention that someone anonymously zapped ⚡️420 sats. I will be taking the rest of the day off to get to the bottom of this!

'Cause you should never trust a bank They've been known to fail - Lonely Island: YOLO Here is a list of some failed banks

Failed Bank List | FDIC.gov

This list includes banks, which have failed since October 1, 2000.

#[0]​ drops the audio on Cafe Bitcoin, then gets it back up a few seconds later and starts throwing 💩 emojis for his shame. Hahahahahah I love it. Thank you Derek for all your work 🧡

Just head the word “transmogrify” for the first time ever, in Café Bitcoin. Transmogrify: verb past tense: transmogrified; past participle: transmogrified transform in a surprising or magical manner. "the cucumbers that were ultimately transmogrified into pickles"

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Ok. I zapped a few devs. Did they see their shadows and get scared? Or is spring around the corner? K. Bye.

100 sat bug bounty! Looking for a Cicadae Parasite Beetle (Rhipiceridae). The first person to find this bug will get the bounty. Thank you.

*Looks up ostrich facts* “Ostrich brains are as big as a walnut and smaller than their eyes. They are not particularly intelligent” *double check my all my recent notes & replies* -yep that checks out! I belong here.

Either you’re figuring out how to adopt Bitcoin, or you’re losing. It’s an F1 race and you brought a horse.