This is your reminder to drink some water and stay hydrated 🤙

Job offer received! Finalizing negotiations and terms. Will probably buy some 🌽 to celebrate when completed!

Can I buy puts on the future weather forecast? Asking for a friend 😉

It has come to my attention that someone anonymously zapped ⚡️420 sats. I will be taking the rest of the day off to get to the bottom of this!