I used to be like you. A real go-getter. Some would even say a genius. But then one day I came across a roadrunner that was faster than the rest. Disappeared into a puff of smoke. I wasted my money and ruined my back on complex traps that backfired.
I tried to sue the corporation responsible, but they bribed the judge. I then spent what little I had left getting a film made about my struggle, but they used their business connections to prevent me from getting distribution. Now I'm broke, broken and riding the rails. Let me be a cautionary tale.
