I found out today that my wife can’t whistle and I’m now calling a divorce attorney. Who even are these people?

Niggers it’s cold. This is bullshit

Today I’ve counted 2 new anti-semitisms billboards in Nashville. My favorite today is the adorable little suspiciously White girl with the statement “don’t hate me because I’m jewish” It’s become a game to spot them. They must have a serious kike problem in the city

The flood is moving into canyon lake rn. Being 40 some percent down under drought hopefully it holds. Two camp owners are dead, one checking on his campers and another checking on her staff as she didn’t have kids on-site at the time.

Cooking with @ :doro_floss: KiKi :bongobutt: 🤗

The lilacs are peak and smell amazing

I don’t think I’ve ever regretted having a tv more than right now. This nasty bitch needs to shut the fuck up

I fucking love the mute function

I guess this is what retired engineers do in their spare time. It doesn’t seem to pay the same