Ever notice how dogs only come in male or female and even if you chop the balls off one, it's still a male? #Justcurious

#asknostr To confirm, the general public not on nostr believes: If you outlaw abortions, it'll just be done illegally. But, if we ban guns, we'll all be super safe.

Introducing, the puppy paw delay gear. Rofl

I have 4 credit cards I pay on each month for a total of $250/mo. Is this above or below average? #asknostr

Feels like 55k is back on the table.

If buying isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing?

Have you heard about Reflect Orbital? #asknostr

#meme #memes Houses didn't get more valuable. The currency got less valuable, so you just need more dollars.

Wait, it's NOT Friday yet? Fml.

If hashtags = reach, what's stopping abuse though? #lightning #zapping #introductions #nostr #plebchain #zapathon #damus #bitcoin #amethyst #weed #grownostr #tunestr #catstr #dogstr #asknostr #foodstr #memes

Been a few days. What memes did I miss? (There's not a meme dvm for #amethyst)

Plot twist: Call in healthy. “I'm not coming in today. I feel really good and I don't want to waste it on being at work.”

See how I'm noting on nostr..... Very bitcoin. Very pleb. Very freedom.

Does your gas station have styrofoam cups for their fountain drinks? If so, let's 5 finger discount a redbull, or other stuff. Grab your red bull, or other stuff. Grab the largest size styrofoam cup. (Make sure its not see though ya dingus) Place redbull can, or other stuff, inside styrofoam cup. Cover with ice. Pay for your "cup of ice" at register. Possibly get it free by saying it's for your dog in the car, even though you don't have one.