I’ve bragged more about my cock size to anonymous racist internet retards than I have to actual in real life women.

Hi!!! I'm Sian, I am the new official KF01 Klub and Studios Community manager. I'm ready to make this community proud and put out some fire memes my based bros (lol)! I'm happy that KF01 presented me the opportunity for this position and has found me qualified to interact with you guys! He had many good things to say about you all that made me dying to meet you! I'll be sure to keep you connected to KF01 and funnel his art direct to you! Much love 💞 KF01 Klub -Sian

That's it. The final straw. After everything I have witnessed in this website: racism, transphobia, and other shit, this is the post that puts the proverbial nail in the coffin. After all of my time contributing to this space and making sure it's a safe place for historically marginalized communities, I cannot in good concious continue to participate in a meta-space that permits this kind of hatred. Your cute little phrase may seem to have innocent intentions with a joke or a pun, but it's actually the entire manifestation of Nazisim and White Supremacy rolled into a single phrase. How nonchalantly that those evil words roll off the tongue of an ambassador of the fediverse, I will never know. That's it. It's the straw that broke my back. I won't even be defederating your instance, because you hateful bigots are everywhere. I don't know where I'll go, but I do know for certain: The fediverse doesn't welcome people like me. I hope you're happy.

Modern greentexts are just: Im not gay but... *Proceeds to post the most Oscar Wilde Portrait of Dorian Gray novella of a life story*

NEED TO SNEED