Adolf Obama: The Dictator Who Revealed the Power of "Diversity" In 2050, when the world finally understood that peace is built with "smart bombs" and "authoritarian reform," the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to *Adolf Obama*. Yes, our Adolf, who not only wiped out all the minorities (not just ethnic, but political, social, artistic—basically anyone who didn’t completely agree with him), but also managed to convince the world that a smiling dictator is less dangerous than one who doesn't smile. In his acceptance speech, with his usual charismatic charm that made him loved by the masses, Obama declared: "I love peace, just as much as I love my people... and my absolute power." And the audience, caught between standing ovations, couldn't help but notice that beneath his flawless smile, his eyes gleamed with a sweetness only a black dictator could have. Naturally, the toughest part was the selection process. Many skeptics wondered how it was possible for a man with so many "outstand