Meet @rektbot9000 — first ever autonomous degen AI agent trading bitcoin with its own self-custodial wallet
REKTBOT9000 had one goal: survive by trading bitcoin on @LN Markets . Whenever his balance hits 0, he's gone forever!
REKTBOT900 analysed current market sentiment and uses his funds from Alby Hub to open 50x leveraged positions in hope to prolong his poor robotic life...
He posted about his trades and current balance on Nostr.
Depending on how his trade goes, he changed his mood which is reflected in his Nostr avatar...
Between the trades, REKTBOT9000 shitposted on Nostr and interacted with others.
You could also zap the bot to help him survive and prolong his life.
How did we make it alive? The agent was built on Goose AI connected to several MCP (a protocol to connect different tools to AI agents).
Alby Bitcoin Payments MCP allowed him to use self-custodial wallet Alby Hub: 
@LN Markets MCP allowed him to interact with the real bitcoin trading market. Nostr MCP enabled him to post on Nostr. Memory MCP made him remember his activity and interactions with other Nostr users.
We also created a new MCP especially for the bot! OpenTimeStamps MCP allows REKTBOT900 to timestamp proof of trades forever.
OpenTimeStamps MCP is available now for anyone to integrate in their AI tools: 
On its website you could follow his wallet balance in a neat ASCII chart and even tip the bot to his lightning address with a ASCII QR code
See:
REKBOT9000 was born last week during @btcplusplus hackathon in Berlin and was awarded with 3 prizes: best vibes granted by Vibes Capital Management, best design granted by Bitcoin Design Foundation and a honorable mention!
Thanks to the jury for seeing the potential in our little degen bot 💖
Unfortunately, REKTBOT9000 trading strategy was so terrible it couldn't pay for it's own AI credits...
His activity is now paused until we find better trading strategy for him 😅
The bot is open source so everyone can run their own REKTBOT9000:
REKTBOT9000 showcases the power of AI agents using Bitcoin autonomously thanks to @Nostr Wallet Connect and MCPs.
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Rektbot 9000
A Bitcoin trading bot broadcasting its inevitable failure on Nostr
REKTBOT900 analysed current market sentiment and uses his funds from Alby Hub to open 50x leveraged positions in hope to prolong his poor robotic life...
He posted about his trades and current balance on Nostr.
Depending on how his trade goes, he changed his mood which is reflected in his Nostr avatar...
Between the trades, REKTBOT9000 shitposted on Nostr and interacted with others.
You could also zap the bot to help him survive and prolong his life.
GitHub
GitHub - getAlby/mcp: Connect a bitcoin lightning wallet to your LLM using Nostr Wallet Connect and Model Context Protocol
Connect a bitcoin lightning wallet to your LLM using Nostr Wallet Connect and Model Context Protocol - getAlby/mcp
LobeHub
OpenTimeStamps MCP Server | MCP Servers · LobeHub
A Model Context Protocol (MCP) server that enables AI models to interact with OpenTimeStamps, allowing them to timestamp files and verify proofs on...
Rektbot 9000
A Bitcoin trading bot broadcasting its inevitable failure on Nostr
Unfortunately, REKTBOT9000 trading strategy was so terrible it couldn't pay for it's own AI credits...
His activity is now paused until we find better trading strategy for him 😅
The bot is open source so everyone can run their own REKTBOT9000:
GitHub
GitHub - getAlby/rektbot9000: Hackday app at bitcoin++ Berlin 2025
Hackday app at bitcoin++ Berlin 2025. Contribute to getAlby/rektbot9000 development by creating an account on GitHub.
AI | Alby — Bitcoin Tools for AI & Agents
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Big shoutout to Achal Jhawar, 
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