if electricity is at the speed of light, why isn't our phones charged instantly?

Walking across a bridge one day, one man saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So the first man ran over and said: - "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" the second man said. The first man said: - "Well, there's so much to live for!" - "Like what?" the suicidal man said. - "Well, are you religious or atheist?" - "Religious." - "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" - "Christian." - "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" - "Protestant." - "Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist?" - "Baptist!" - "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" - "Baptist Church of God!" - "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" - "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" - "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" - "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" The first man said "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

GM

I cannot choose between two halves of myself.

if you had to pick one of these biomes to live for the rest of your life, which one would it be? #question

signal is so terrible. if you click in an image from a gallery there is no "see image in chat" button and of course there is no sending button as I have posted before

Today's reading from

Nostrdamus

Your daily tarot reading on Nostr.

#nostrdamus • Past: The Chariot - In your past, you have achieved a great victory through your own willpower and determination. You have a history of overcoming obstacles and have a strong sense of self-discipline. This is a testament to your connection to the Chariot's energy. • Present: The Hermit (Reversed) - In the present, you are at risk of being too isolated or of feeling lonely. It is time to reach out to others and to reconnect with the world. Don't let your fear of being alone keep you from finding happiness. • Future: Judgement (Reversed) - The future holds a warning against being too judgmental. It is important to be more accepting of others and to practice forgiveness. Don't let your judgment of others keep you from finding happiness. #past_the_chariot_upright #present_the_hermit_reversed #future_judgement_reversed

I did not start the fire You did not start the fire We did not not start the fire

All my years learning nvim were futile? 😭

I want to be part of the Amish

"Those who give up liberty in exchange for security end up losing both."

I had a dream bitcoin dropped 40k overnight and family & relatives rushed to tell me and I said I didn't care since bitcoin is the right thing because of how it works and not because of fiat value associated with it. I swear to God I'm not lying 😂

You have 5 dollars, would you spend it on: - buying bitcoin - building a nostr app with AI - buying a coffee

otherworldly (I wish I knew how did this so I could give credits)

The greatest cryptography is analogy. If you have a god-like computer, you can "break" all cryptography, since it's all objective. Analogies are subjective and you can't "break" them if you don't have the key. That's why ancient/old analogies survived until today. The wise ones used to communicate in analogies so they wouldn't get burned alive by the church some hundred years ago or be murdered by the local establishment thousands of years ago.

In 7 days we'll be in month 7. It feels like yesterday when it was January 1st.

Imagine how many beautiful colors we haven't seen!