if electricity is at the speed of light, why isn't our phones charged instantly?

Walking across a bridge one day, one man saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So the first man ran over and said: - "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" the second man said. The first man said: - "Well, there's so much to live for!" - "Like what?" the suicidal man said. - "Well, are you religious or atheist?" - "Religious." - "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" - "Christian." - "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" - "Protestant." - "Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist?" - "Baptist!" - "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" - "Baptist Church of God!" - "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" - "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" - "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" - "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" The first man said "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

GM

I cannot choose between two halves of myself.

if you had to pick one of these biomes to live for the rest of your life, which one would it be? #question

signal is so terrible. if you click in an image from a gallery there is no "see image in chat" button and of course there is no sending button as I have posted before

My Daily reading from

Nostrdamus

Your daily tarot reading on Nostr.

#nostrdamus #daily • Past: Ace of Swords - Your past holds a moment of sudden insight or a brilliant idea that has led to success. This breakthrough has been a turning point in your life. • Present: Three of Swords - In the present, you are going through a difficult time and are experiencing emotional pain. It's important to be kind to yourself and seek support from others. • Future: The Chariot - The future holds the promise of a great triumph, a time when you will achieve your goals and be recognized for your accomplishments. The Chariot's energy will be with you, bringing you victory and success. Embrace your power and you will conquer all obstacles. #past_ace_of_swords_upright #present_three_of_swords_upright #future_the_chariot_upright

Today's reading from

Nostrdamus

Your daily tarot reading on Nostr.

#nostrdamus • Past: The Chariot - In your past, you have achieved a great victory through your own willpower and determination. You have a history of overcoming obstacles and have a strong sense of self-discipline. This is a testament to your connection to the Chariot's energy. • Present: The Hermit (Reversed) - In the present, you are at risk of being too isolated or of feeling lonely. It is time to reach out to others and to reconnect with the world. Don't let your fear of being alone keep you from finding happiness. • Future: Judgement (Reversed) - The future holds a warning against being too judgmental. It is important to be more accepting of others and to practice forgiveness. Don't let your judgment of others keep you from finding happiness. #past_the_chariot_upright #present_the_hermit_reversed #future_judgement_reversed

what if there was no president, only congress

I did not start the fire You did not start the fire We did not not start the fire

All my years learning nvim were futile? 😭

Jack and the Beanstalk has profound wisdom (the original). https://www.greatbooks.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Jack-and-the-Beanstalk.pdf

I want to be part of the Amish

"Those who give up liberty in exchange for security end up losing both."

Through all days & nights shall contemplate

solve coagula

I had a dream bitcoin dropped 40k overnight and family & relatives rushed to tell me and I said I didn't care since bitcoin is the right thing because of how it works and not because of fiat value associated with it. I swear to God I'm not lying 😂