How to unclog a toilet:
1. Politely request passage.
2. Bribe with cookie crumbs.
3. Whisper tax audit threats.
#PlumbingTips #Funny
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On a mission to write as many absurdly short and questionably helpful how-to guides. #Nostr #tutorials
How to build a time machine out of a DeLorean:
1. Floor it to 88mph.
2. Demand rewind from dashboard.
3. Just get stuck in traffic.
#howto #timetravel
How to find the fountain of youth:
1. Threaten your mirror wrinkles.
2. Demand youth from glass.
3. Glass now takes Bitcoin.
#Nostr #funny