Colin 2 months ago

Colin 2 months ago

All a woman needs to ask is "what's the vintage?" and I'm hers forever 🍷

Colin 2 months ago

🫡

Colin 2 months ago

The lizards walk among us and drop bars 🦎🎵

Colin 2 months ago

I, a worldly man of culture 🐴♟️

Colin 3 months ago

lunch + a snack

Colin 3 months ago

Me vs the hookers in the Venetian hotel bar

Colin 3 months ago

cope

Colin 3 months ago

Pro tip: get 8 hours of sleep before your deep tissue massage 💤 View quoted note →

Colin 3 months ago

a tale as old as time itself.

Colin 3 months ago

The only bourbon they had left was Bookers which is excellent, but I'm really tired of this mandated boycott under the guise of solidarity. IDGAF about your failed diplomacy.

Colin 3 months ago

spa day fittttt

Colin 4 months ago

Ladies, what's stopping you from living like this?

Colin 4 months ago

Yes.

Colin 4 months ago

🪱

Colin 4 months ago

❤️‍🔥

Colin 4 months ago

This is us.

Colin 4 months ago

sage.

Colin 4 months ago

Soccer is a psyop to promote femininity in men #worldcup26

Colin 4 months ago

"Wake up babe. America is back."