You may not like it, but this is what peak suburban garden performance looks like. This land was dead soil, mud, and mosquitos 4 years ago. Everything in the pic, we planted by hand.

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I'm launching a clothing line! Send your regards to Christine Lagarde with these opsec friendly BIP39 seed phrases featuring bacon, slices, and zebras. Wear your unhosted wallet and start some orange pilling conversations.

Shill me some cool accounts to follow here outside of the bitcoin twitter echo chamber?

Anyone sending the IRS a list of all your 69 sat zaps this year? Printed?

You missed $doge pump but it’s not too late to go all in on sats. Doge: $0.098 Sats: $0.00028 Solid solid pumpamentals/ tokenomics. Fixed supply, highly decentralized, anon founder, partnership with El Salvador

Bitcoin is backed by math and physics. USD is backed by a government that spends infinitely and a Fed that has simplistic levers that purport to control a complex and chaotic system but instead create nth order effects nobody understands. Choose your warrior.

I failed to stay on nostr for march and ended up on twitter because that’s where all the bank crisis action was. I will zap the next ten replies as penance.

Zapping 1k to anyone who replies to this thread. Let’s go.

Running Cashu lnbc10u1pjqpk7rsp5fcaqccd85hfcr8hejzge4w308gmrcgagehlhjm63rnr6hg90jmnspp5jvqq2a32suqnk63xe3ajgc67n7k5z7apt5ehrf2jn74umwz043sqdq4vdshx6r4ypjx2ur0wd5hgxqzjccqpjrzjq0f4w70lvyk9wjujf9xhgvqvu3n7p663qxq6dt37kaxc4k5frkp25zunqvqq85cqqqqqqqlgqqqq86qq9q9qyysgqy05a3fgcnggz58pr0klg5zy32r3pcg5xmmzxq46kke92cf48f3c56w6aw3yyku9dv9muahu5fra6whv93h9zj8qfwpc8lv2ds68hxrsq08lrnd

Help I’m stuck on Twitter and can’t get into the daily habit of opening Nostr. Is there a 12 step program or something?