philgarland 5 months ago If musicians really wanted to fuck with parents they’d put baby cries in the background of their music.
philgarland 5 months ago I only average 7.8 posts a day?! New Years Resolution is at least 10 posts a day 💪
philgarland 5 months ago Me: Why are these National Forest trash bins so hard to open? Park Ranger: The smartest bear and dumbest human are pretty close in intelligence.
philgarland 5 months ago If you believe a political party is capable of moral clarity then you have learned nothing from Bitcoin.