A friend was traveling in England. They slipped, fell, and bumped their head. Now they’re in the hospital with an Oxford coma.

Watching the Super Bowl halftime show is completely voluntary.

5k for Finney 🫡 #runstr

I would be skeptical of the economic advice coming from the guy who thinks tariffs are a good idea.

Someone told me I’m taipei but I’ve never even been to Taiwan

The human mind is incapable of processing the Information Age. We are animals adapted for survival not knowing, understanding, and developing logical conclusions for events happening 1,000 miles away or halfway across the globe.

“The prizes of life are at the end of each journey, not near the beginning; and it is not given to me to know how many steps are necessary in order to reach my goal. Failure I may still encounter at the thousandth step, yet success hides behind the next bend in the road. Never will I know how close it lies unless I turn the corner.” - Og Mandino View quoted note →

Just make sneakers the color of dirt and they can’t be dirty

Another reason for the separation of marriage and state https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/dutch-couples-marriage-annulled-due-chatgpt-speech-2026-01-09/

DoorDash telling me to try Burger King. Bro, I’m 35 years old, you don’t think I’ve at least tried it in my over 13,000 days on this planet?

Damn. Muun wallet is slick.

#oystr a protocol for shucking

New Pronouns: Rugged / Individual