Live events can’t be faked.

My Apple Music discovery station is a bunch of upbeat pop remixes for working out. Yes, I use Apple Music to workout but that’s not my only personality, or is it?

We have a finicky house plant that my wife was going to throw out so I took it in and have been keeping him alive. He’s now named Mr. Grumpy because he’s a grumpy plants.

A friend was traveling in England. They slipped, fell, and bumped their head. Now they’re in the hospital with an Oxford coma.

Watching the Super Bowl halftime show is completely voluntary.

5k for Finney 🫡 #runstr

I would be skeptical of the economic advice coming from the guy who thinks tariffs are a good idea.

Someone told me I’m taipei but I’ve never even been to Taiwan