Fish oil burps are so strange. It’s like “Wait, I don’t remember eating sardines today.”

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Magnesium so hot right now. oMg

Live events can’t be faked.

My Apple Music discovery station is a bunch of upbeat pop remixes for working out. Yes, I use Apple Music to workout but that’s not my only personality, or is it?

We have a finicky house plant that my wife was going to throw out so I took it in and have been keeping him alive. He’s now named Mr. Grumpy because he’s a grumpy plants.

A friend was traveling in England. They slipped, fell, and bumped their head. Now they’re in the hospital with an Oxford coma.