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Thinking about systems for a freer world. Denver, CO
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philgarland 2 weeks ago
No one ever told me dropping it low at the club was just preparing me for picking up a pacifier with baby in arms.
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philgarland 2 weeks ago
Ate a whole pizza by myself. Still got it 💪
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philgarland 2 weeks ago
Tagging 1,000+ accounts on a post is not cool.
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philgarland 2 weeks ago
Happy Global Belly Laugh Day to all who observe!
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philgarland 2 weeks ago
Fish oil burps are so strange. It’s like “Wait, I don’t remember eating sardines today.”