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Thinking about systems for a freer world. Denver, CO
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philgarland 3 months ago
Denver launched an app to report your neighbors who use too much water. I ain’t no snitch!
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philgarland 3 months ago
Very serious question! Who is included on food that says “Fresh for Everyone”? My dog is convinced the turkey with a “Fresh for Everyone” sticker includes him.
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philgarland 3 months ago
You don’t need to use 💯 when you zap 100
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philgarland 3 months ago
It’s confusing the rest of the world does DD/MM/YYYY
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philgarland 3 months ago
I went from Phoenix, Arizona All the way to Tacoma Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A. Northern California And there’s only one Steve Miller
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philgarland 3 months ago
Want to truly feel alive? Mix your creatine powder with sparkling water in your mouth.
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philgarland 3 months ago
Rough draught. The unpolished morning after.
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philgarland 3 months ago
Why couldn’t the mathematician buy a house? He couldn’t find anyone to cos sin.