late night with the devil. #nowwatching

not sure why my sister felt the need to facetime me with her dog all hooked up and ready to be put down but fuck me i am an emotional wreck atm. havent cried this hard in ages. i'm informing my dog he's never ever allowed to die.

god damn it. the chinese food demon is calling me.

hey pool guy. if you need to wear gloves and a snow hat you can skip ok cleaning the pool. not sure why homie is even here.

fucking autocorrect. i meant lo and behold. not low and behold. i wish we could edit these posts. smh.