1980s baseball coaches LOSE THEIR MINDS when they find out Canada might win the World Series!!
Oyl Miller
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🎥 Writer | Creative Director
🏃♂️ Former @WiedenKennedy—crafted ads for @Nike
🏀 Bridged sports and Web3 with @nbatopshot and @dapperlabs
📌 Early @Pinterest adopter—1MM+ followers and counting
⚾️ Tried out as a pitcher for @MLB—threw heat, caught dreams
₿ Spotted Bitcoin in Tokyo, circa 2010—early observer, forever curious
How are we doing this morning baseball fans?
FREEMAN!!!
Let Justin Bieber toss the 18th
They’re letting him hit????
You’ll be able to tell who the baseball fans are tomorrow
Kinda rooting for them to run out of baseballs
Torch em, Mookie
It’s time, Ohtani.
Pitch to Ohtani you cowards
No one knows what Bitcoin will be in ten years
People are quick to talk trash about AI creators. But they aren’t helping put food on families’ tables.
Yamamoto!!
There is a genre of Scottsdale dude that unironically sounds like Will Ferrell. Minus the humor. It’s just Ferrell’s voice and delivery talking about their golf outings and gym sessions.
JULIO!!!
SUAREZ!!!!
My new single is out on Spotify now! 
Spotify
Altman & Ive: Designing the Apocalypse
O.Y.L. · Altman & Ive: Designing the Apocalypse · Song · 2025
Sora 2 is pretty hard to control so far. I’ve been generating, but nothing feels worthy enough to post yet.
Veo 3 isn’t perfect, but the results make me laugh way more often, and lead to other ideas and gags.
MARINERS!!!!
Baseball is great