Self-custody is adulthood. Exchanges are daycare.
Oyl Miller
oyl@primal.net
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🎥 Writer | Creative Director
🏃♂️ Former @WiedenKennedy—crafted ads for @Nike
🏀 Bridged sports and Web3 with @nbatopshot and @dapperlabs
📌 Early @Pinterest adopter—1MM+ followers and counting
⚾️ Tried out as a pitcher for @MLB—threw heat, caught dreams
₿ Spotted Bitcoin in Tokyo, circa 2010—early observer, forever curious
Just read an article about “quantum money” wow. Sounds like a simpler and untraceable Bitcoin. But who would issue it and how would scarcity come into play?
INSANE viral parody of Coca-Cola’s controversial new AI holiday commercial 🤖 🎅 ✨
Bitcoin is the hourglass counting down to the death of debt.
Bitcoin is fire that can’t be stolen.
Bitcoin is money that remembers.
Bitcoin is a clock built by exiles.
Bitcoin is a lie detector for civilization.
Bitcoin is what truth looks like when it has no PR department.
Bitcoin doesn’t care whether you believe in it. That’s why it works.
Inflation is the tax you pay for trusting politicians with arithmetic.
Owning Bitcoin is the only act of rebellion that fits in a wallet.
Bankers hate Bitcoin for the same reason priests hate telescopes.
Bitcoin is the first religion with math instead of miracles.
Fiat promises stability the way a mirage promises water.
Your brand isn’t human. It’s a vending machine with mood swings.
If your work offends no one, it convinced no one.
Every brainstorm dies the moment someone says “on-brand.”
Marketing died the day we stopped offending mediocre taste.
We made this for @Nike last year, and it’s got another meaning today. @Dodgers #yamamoto #worldseries
