A week late, but I just can't contain myself anymore. I love this man with every ounce of my being, and we just passed two years of love and the most beautiful time of my life 😍 LDR is hard, but there is no second of it that isn't worth it when you're with this absolute perfection

I'm getting my hair cut within the next two weeks to shed the mullet... But I'm terrified I'm gonna end up with a Karen bob 😭 Either I'm an Aussie teen or a 50-year-old single mom with a complex. Can't win. 😢

I disagree that zaps on my notes are purchasing digital content. Hear me out: nudes for 1 sat. Big fat no. Now, if someone were in DMs arranging nudes for 30,000 sats, MAYBE we're talking. But then it's none of Damus' business, because that transaction can take place off-platform anyways 😂 PS: please someone zap this note for 30,000 sats "for the meme" 😂

I made such a great peacock 😂 Too bad bleaching and dyeing your hair is so toxique 😭

I don't understand calories. Like, looking at breakfast, I ate 300 calories and I'm perfectly full. I usually need 1,400 to 1,700 a day (up to 2K if I work out). So how. In the HELL. Do I manage to go over 😑 Oh, right, I eat cookies literally ever 😂

Where's it coming from that Apple is communist? They're not redistributing wealth amongst the people, or even claiming to do so. They're a greedy corporation that's blocking zaps because, as nostr is currently set up, Apple can't collect a percentage of those transactions. That's literally all. What's communistic about an independent company trying to make maximum profits? 😂

Embroidering dish towels for my husband and myself when we move in 🥰

Half past midnight, and the sadistic revenge urges are broiling. Yet again we have the opportunity to take a deep breath and overcome, or fall into the darkness. Revenge feels good, but the other will always win when they can finally paint you as the bad guy.

Nostr, you make me happy. Y'all genuinely funny. Even when you're not necessarily shitposting, I just laugh so much when I'm here