Fuck you're so beautiful You're so perfect How could someone like you exist? How did you find me? How could you love me? I'm so ungodly in love with you I want nothing but you the rest of my life. You. Your love. Your children. Your home. Your protection. Your time and presence. Nothing would make me happier... I know I'm hard to make and keep happy... I know it wears on you, and I'm sorry... I hope, some day, that changes. But nothing will ever set me up for success more than being with you. Being in your arms... Being yours. I'm yours, my love. My husband. Forever and always. And nothing will ever stop it. I need you more than air... My heart beats for you... And all I ask is that I have the opportunity to pull your head in to my chest so you can hear that heart that beats for you. Only for you. Forever. Sleep well ❤️ ___ I'm such a simp for this man 🤭

That moment when you're muted and you don't know if it's for your weird sense of humor or your bikini post 😂😂😂

All jokes aside, I genuinely want nothing more in this life than to just be a housewife. Working is all well and good, and I'll do it if the family requires. But hear me out: peaceful days at home, cleaning and creating, waiting for the husband and kids to come home so you can shower them in love and have them experience the benefits of all your hard work. Anything to make them smile 🥹

Gentlemen, THIS is how you romance 🥹

Housewife vibes intensify, but also....

I just spent 15 minutes of my life listening to customer service lose a client because they couldn't tell them the price of a BOX. It's $10, by the way, and takes less than 15 seconds to look up the paperwork that gives the price structuring. I'm dead 😂

How does one go about finding a taxi service for 2AM? 😂😂😭

I just tried explaining some basic #bitcoin terms and ideas to my 68-year-old aunt... The fucking look I got from her 😅😅

How can I feel like I'm starving, with my stomach literally hurting, then feel full three bites into a meatball parm 🙄

How. HOW. Could anyone ever pretend that my fiance isn't the sexiest man on the planet. Like, I'm sorry nostr. Y'all great. BUT DO YOU SEE THIS MOFO????

There are two things in life worth drooling over: good food, and my hubby 😍🤤 (He sent me a really good picture and I'm dying now)

FUCK I am so ready for the burger my uncle is making right now 🤤 Sometimes the soul just needs some beef

Signs come in the strangest of places. I didn't expect a book on Wiccan magic to smack me over the head with the obvious, yet here we are.

Last-minute budgeting for impulse decisions can sometimes be a splash of cold water. Other times, you discover you can afford something that you wanted, but never would've entertained before.

GM, nostr ❤️ Stand up for yourselves, no one else will.

Parents are people. People deserve love, understanding, patience, and forgiveness. People also need to be held to standards of behavior. People also need to be held accountable for not living up to those basic standards. If your parents used to or still berate, beat, belittle, or otherwise harm you or prevent you from improving yourself, you're allowed to resent them. You're allowed to hate them as much as you would any other PERSON who doesn't live up to the basic standards of human interaction.