Purple to honor #thenostr

Happy Halloween plebs! Hope it's a spooky one 😉

The work excuse for makeup is always a great one 🥰

I wanna fast forward to tomorrow morning so I have the work excuse to put on makeup 😂

Ya know, I missed y'all fuckin weirdos

Buying gold for the resale value is like buying Bitcoin for the resale value. The only difference is that, unless you're a jeweler in the jewelry industry with a company behind you, you're going to get ripped of on gold 10x/10. Spoken as a jeweler, jewelry salesperson, and jewelry enthusiast who's sick of hearing the nonsense that 10kt is inferior to 14kt because you're going to resell the 14 for SOOOOO much more 🙄

Democrats vs Republicans is like blue (original) Chips Ahoy vs red (chewy) Chips Ahoy. Some people prefer one, some people prefer the other, so the company keeps churning out more of both. But either way, you're still eating Chips Ahoy, and you're poisoning yourself either way.

Have you ever considered to reframe their bullshit as a tedious, boring pattern? Stop being entertained by their drama and it'll cease its power over you.

The first gift my husband got me was matching ying-yang necklaces I found some pins the other night, and I'm going to continue the tradition ❤️

"You leave my beautiful white suburban wife alone" -my husband, defending my ditzy ass ❤️

Got asked if I was a bodybuilder tonight because of my thighs. Good to know that I ride that line of fat where I just look stacked like a brick shithouse 😂 But hey, I was hot tonight

Feminism has taken such a weird, devisive turn. It's supposed to be about the equality of genders and taking down the patriarchy that holds us ALL down. The ones who say men aren't discriminated against are insane. Everyone suffers from this shit. I don't get how someone can think they know about the evils of systemic patriarchy and then be like "oh but it only affects like. Half the population" ????

Last night's open mic outfit

You only live once: don't waste life away in caution; don't bring it to a premature end while living it up. Moderation in all things ❤️

Gm frens 🥰 Lovely to see you all thriving

Lipstick had to come off because it's VERY runny :( Crappy quality on a gorgeous color 😭

Also my hair is great Okay, ego hour with Pan is done, you may resume your Bitcoin 🤭

I look completely different with the makeup on 😂 Poor strangers getting sucked into my lies 🤭

Pre-makeup outfit 😇

Gm 😭 Guess sleep was just a tease again