⚡️🚨 NEW - $9 Trillion Charles Schwab CEO says the platform has already rolled out Bitcoin trading internally, with employees actively trading. Customer access is set to launch in the coming weeks. Bitcoin is going mainstream.

⚡️📈 NEW - Bitcoin surges to $77,500 after Iran announces the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz.

⚡️🇮🇷 OFFICIAL - A ceasefire in Lebanon, freedom of navigation in Hormuz. The Strait of Hormuz opened on Iran's terms, not American threats.

⚡️🇮🇷 ALERT - Iran fully opens Strait of Hormuz for commercial vessels in reciprocal move following Lebanon ceasefire as uncertainty remains over details and US action on its blockade. Reza Hatami reports from Tehran

⚡️🇺🇸 NEW - Rep. Takano reads Trump's batshit Easter morning Truth Social post out loud to RFK Jr, which really drives home how insane it was

⚡️🎙️ WATCH - Robert Kiyosaki gets "sexually stimulated" thinking about defaulting on $1,200,000,000 in debt… “If you owe the bank $20,000,000 and can't pay it back, you have a problem… But if you owe $1,000,000,000 and can't pay it back, it's the bank's problem”

⚡️🇺🇸 NEW - Trump: We have consultants… Sir, if you do this, fuel is going to go to $300 a barrel. The depression is going to happen. That can't happen because we just hit a brand-new all-time high.

⚡️🎮🇪🇺 NEW - Ross Scott from Accursed Farms testified today in the European Parliament. Scott argued that when a game reaches end-of-life, publishers should be required to leave it in a functional, playable state, such as through offline modes or private servers, without needing ongoing support or source code releases. Members of the European Parliament questioned the group on topics including the illusion of digital ownership, parallels to right-to-repair laws, and the need for clearer information at the point of sale. The European Commission is required to provide a formal response by July 27 2026.

⚡️🇺🇸🇮🇱 NEW - Top US Commander Admiral Bradley Cooper openly confesses that the US military is completely intertwined with the Israeli military. He brags about meeting the Israeli Chief of Defense twice in two weeks to align their attacks on Iran. Washington is fighting Tel Aviv's war.

⚡️🇺🇸🇮🇷 NEW - Trump: "The war in Iran is going along swimmingly. We can do whatever we want."

⚡️🚨 ALERT - Anthropic now requires new Claude users to verify their identity with a government-issued photo ID and a live selfie No law forcing AI companies like this to do full ID checks. This appears to be Anthropic’s own choice They are also using Persona for the verification

⚡️🇺🇸 NEW - Trump: "Millions of American small businesses, including corner stores. What is a corner store? I've never heard that term. I know what a corner store is but I've never heard it described-- a corner store. Who the hell wrote that?"

⚡️🎤 ARCHIVE - Dave Chappelle: "If they’re Black, then it’s a gang; if they’re Italian, then it’s a mob; but if they’re Jewish... it’s a coincidence, and you should NEVER speak about it."

⚡️💻 TECH - Google introduced a new Chrome Search experience that allows users to view webpages side-by-side with AI Mode to compare information and ask follow-up questions without switching tabs.

⚡️🎙️ NEW - Tucker Carlson delivers a reality check on Ukraine. After receiving billions in American tax dollars, Kiev just criminalized criticizing Israel, punishing it with eight years in prison.

⚡️🗣️ GM NOSTR - Happy Friday, everyone!

⚡️💻 TECH - Microsoft released a new patch to fix 167 security vulnerabilities across Windows and related software. Most importantly, two of them are zero-day vulnerabilities: - CVE-2026-32201: A SharePoint Server spoofing flaw already being actively exploited in the wild. - CVE-2026-33825: A flaw in Microsoft Defender that allows local attackers to gain SYSTEM-level access. They also fixed remote code execution issues in Microsoft Office. Guys If you use Windows, install these updates immediately especially if you run SharePoint or handle Office documents At this point just install Linux

⚡️💻 TECH - Anthropic: Introducing Claude Opus 4.7, our most capable Opus model yet. It handles long-running tasks with more rigor, follows instructions more precisely, and verifies its own outputs before reporting back. You can hand off your hardest work with less supervision. Opus 4.7 also has substantially better vision. It can see images at more than three times the resolution and produces higher-quality interfaces, slides, and docs as a result.

⚡️🇺🇸 NEW - Trump says Melania came out to say she has no links to Epstein to clarify it as, "it bothered her that the fake news, was being fake news."

⚡️💻 TECH - OpenAI: Codex for (almost) everything. It can now use apps on your Mac, connect to more of your tools, create images, learn from previous actions, remember how you like to work, and take on ongoing and repeatable tasks.