Public Service Announcement: Remember, government sponsored retirement plans provide financial motivation for the government to make sure you don’t live long. And as poisoning people to make sure they don’t live too long via cheap disposal of industrial waste and allowing mildly toxic foods on the market leads to higher corporate profits & higher immediate tax receipts, it’s a double incentive to have government sponsored premature death. Never forget, your government hates you!

I listen to everything at 3x or faster. The abbreviation for Profit and Loss, PnL, sounds very very much like the word penile at that speed. Made me chuckle.

Uncle Jack the neurosurgeon needs to see this ultra weak bioluminescence phenomenon in living and dead lab rats:

That orange pill tastes yummy today.

Gold is up 0.68% today!!!! That’s $22.45 per ounce!!! Peter Schiff must be beside himself ecstatic.

I’m got my first piece if physical mail from the ledger database hack. Interstate mail fraud is a naughty thing to do. https://about.usps.com/forms/ps8165.pdf