My new retirement plan: Wait tables at Steak ‘n Shake.

I’m sure it was AI, but I saw a photo that appeared to be 🥖 baked on a Bitcoin miner. How awesome would it be to run a Bitcoin bakery?

I got nodes in different areas codes.

@Marty Bent @Daniel Prince Stumbled upon a potentially interesting new conspiracy theory while chatting with Grok. Did you know scientists first transmuted mercury into trace amounts of gold in 1924?

Happened upon a UFO in an antique mall. https://m.primal.net/QeRh.bin

One manslaughter is another man's laughter.

You're welcome everybody. I missed my weekly buy this past weekend setting off this rally. We'll probably never see that price again.

Spotted a big peacock at the Parc Floral de Paris.

I thought RFK Jr. was saying that not wanting to pay taxes was a symptom of autism & thought "Fuck! Maybe I really am autistic."

@Daniel Prince I guess it’s been too sunny in Paris lately.

Cool looking building I saw on my walk this morning.

Spring in Paris is loads better than winter.

Never gotten an egg that still had feathers attached before.

Ok, maybe I spend too much time thinking about Bitcoin. I just had a dream where I was buying pizza & somehow it came up & the shop owner has never used it but asked if I wanted to pay with it. Naturally, I said sure & then he pullef out a credit card looking thing with a QR card on the back for me to scan it. I picked it up to examine it & on the other side it looked like some Chinese bank card & on the back there was this additional QR display that changed when he tipped the amount on the phone. It seemed really cool in the dream, but as I'm trying it I wonder why you'd even bother with the card when you could just do it all with the phone. Anyway, I think maybe I should go touch grass.

I just realized that if I don't pause my weekly DCA then I'll only have $.81 left in my account after & won't get paid for another 3 days. 🤔

While waiting for my train I noticed this short story dispenser. What a clever idea!

Thinking of opening a boutique specializing in honey called The Honey Pot as the front for a Bitcoin custody service. 🤔

Man, I really hate deja vu.

I picked an aisle seat not realizing they are little foldout seats. 😂