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calle 9 months ago
there's a 24/7 party in the bitchat geohash #9q
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calle 9 months ago
hear me out: bitchat file / audio / video transfers between two devices directly via tor, no file storage service in between. so many cool things you could do with tor.
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calle 9 months ago
devs want only one thing and its disgusting image
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calle 9 months ago
coding in the sun 🌞
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calle 9 months ago
💥 bitchat android 1.3.0: self-healing mesh with gossip sync and tor enabled by default because why not. lots of other fixes and design improvements. try the github apk release if you're reckless. play store is in review. enjoy your sunday 🫡 View quoted note →
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calle 9 months ago
copy pasta > be Google in 2017 > small team drops “Attention Is All You Need” on arXiv > execs nod politely, go back to selling ads for socks > let Transformer gather dust for 5 yrs like a vintage Beanie Baby > be Noam Shazeer, OG wizard > quits, builds AI-boyfriend app “Character.AI” > millions of lonely hearts pay $9.99 to e-date 2B from Nier > Google HR: “any chance you wanna come back?” > Shazeer: “busy, my e-gf is calling” > 2022, OpenAI drops ChatGPT > world loses its mind, Google stock does bungee jump > Sundar holds all-hands: “guys, we need a response by Q2” > team ships Bard in 3 weeks using 12 interns, 2000 TPUv4s, and pure panic > Bard hallucinates that the earth is flat > Wall Street: “sell sell sell” > Sergey hears the screams from his yacht > flies back on a carbon-negative jet, reclaims unofficial crown > merges GoogleBrain + DeepMind like Dragon Ball fusion > axes Bard, slaps Gemini sticker on everything > Gemini launches, immediately generate a black Abraham Lincoln > Twitter dubs them “Bing’s woke cousin” > Shazeer finally answers HR’s 47th email >“fine, but I want my own parking spot and unlimited LaCroix” > returns, waves wand, Gemini 2 & 2.5 drop > context window so big it can summarise the Bible + your group chat > Google processing 980T tokens/month, equal to 40 % of human SMS traffic > someone sneezes “Nano Banana” into the Play Store > overnight it’s #1 app, turns ur selfie into big-tiddy anime waifu image
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calle 9 months ago
what a beautiful day
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calle 9 months ago
working on gossip sync for bitchat for improved mesh stability. when message forwards fail, you experience connection issues, or you move in and out of the mesh, the self-healing sync will try to recover anything you missed. uses same tech as compact block filters in bitcoin.