Also, just don't open twitter View quoted note →

she's up to something

Me and the boy went out on the town and I taught him how to pick up chicks..

Trying to explain why this is a huge problem to my father in law is like beating my face against a brick wall. View quoted note →

I only have one thing to say about people "boycotting" the halftime show by watching turning point's halftime show and turning off nbc as if nbc gives a damn that you arent watching the halftime show but still watching all their main ad revenue source. Bless your heart.

Fooseball is the DEVIL!

- I don't think you understood the question. "I do understand it, I just don't know what it means" - little ragamuffin.

Made Pecan-Date roll cookies with the ol' gal. Her recipe made like 4-5 dozen so even after giving a dozen to the new neighbors we're still swimming in them. Don't worry I used tallow and organic flour so they're definitely healthy 😂

When your kid starts to "get it" during reading class. 😗🤌