Ohyeah! I made a bread! Was tasty. Crust was real hard though. Next one goes in the dutch.

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"Sourdough starter is like a tomagotchi for adults." My wife cracks me up

Imagine being the guy autistically screeching about this at every opportunity he had for the last 2 years. <youtuber soandso "discovers flock surveillance systems" No way bro thats crazy! View quoted note →

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Cooked

Sitting at the dr office lobby for old lady visit. News is on tv loud as hewl. Cut to infomercial- except its a cbs news employee peddaling some stupid mop thing and if you go to cbssomething(.)com you will get 39% off. ...what the hell is going on? The world has gone mad. Normies are so screwed.