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Alice sends Bob Bitcoin. Now Bob follows Alice. Bob doesn't notice yet but he already lost his keys. And is banking his whole retirement plan based on coin he can't access.

You lost me a doge. That was the first time you got scammed. When you bought doge.

Marilyn Manson looks like Nicolas Cage disguised as Marilyn Manson.

I just found out my estranged mother-in-law was part of a conspiracy to get DCF to take my children away. (The State of Florida has a weird loophole that gives grandparents a path to visitation rights and such situations) I wish that was the craziest part of this fictional soap opera that I'm living in right now.

# Warren Buffett has a simple fix: "I could end the deficit in 5 minutes," he told CNBC. "You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for re-election. The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months & 8 days to be ratified! Why? Simple. The people demanded it. That was in 1971 before computers, email, cell phones, etc. Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, 7 took a year or less to become the law of the land...all because of public pressure. Fair is fair. How does this sound? 1. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office. 2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security. All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for any other purpose. 3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do. 4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%. 5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people. 6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people. 7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective 12/31/2025. The American people did not make this contract with Congress. Congress made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their terms, then go home and back to work.

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Bitcoin won't be able to buy you happiness any better than any previous form of money. Touch grass. Hug your kids. Buy your wife flowers. And BREATHE. Jet skis are rad but you probably won't be remembering one on your deathbed.

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Rich people buy time. Poor people buy stuff. Ambitious people buy skills. Lazy people buy distractions. Free people buy #bitcoin .

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# the only VPN that matters, (And it's not even a VPN):

GitHub

GitHub - guardianproject/orbot-android: The Github home of Orbot: Tor on Android (Also available on gitlab!)

The Github home of Orbot: Tor on Android (Also available on gitlab!) - guardianproject/orbot-android

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Is there a easy way to zap all my followers (not just random lightning addresses) at once with a short message attached? #zapvertize #asknostr Oh yeah, #GM Pseudonons!