Justin 8 months ago

Some of you bought an air fryer even though you already have an oven with a convection bake setting. I blame the schools.

Justin 8 months ago

You pronounce the "g" in longevity twice. GM

Justin 8 months ago

When they say: "looking for strange" I don't think this is what they had in mind. I think bro should lay off the sauce.

Justin 8 months ago

10% of Google search results are search results. That's why when you're testing SEO and Rank first page on duck duck Go but you end up buried on page 10 of Google. It's all ads, Business profiles, and ads within the business profiles. #bussinessgoals

Justin 8 months ago

They used to discard yogurt when it turns sour. Some genius figured out how to sell sour cream. #businessgoals

Justin 8 months ago

Fresh foam. #gunstr

Justin 8 months ago

As you go through your day, just remember to relax, have fun, hug your kids, steal a helicopter and go for God mode. -if this something is a simulation then you might as well run it like gta5. Gm

Justin 8 months ago

Imagine yourself it as a squeaky toy in the toy story universe: Sentient. Slowly decaying over 100 years of years in a landfill. Total darkness. #poeticasfuck

Justin 8 months ago

Actual photo your girl took of me:

Justin 8 months ago

Gm

Justin 8 months ago

Not syfi anymore.

Tom

Wi-Fi signals can now create accurate images of a room with the help of pre-trained AI —

The results are shockingly true-to-life.

Justin 8 months ago

Global feed is pumping. I wouldn't sleep on nostr.

Justin 8 months ago

Alot of you knocking umbrel about their license... Let me see you get that many people running snowflake...

Justin 8 months ago

Gm

Justin 8 months ago

Just tell my kids but they're getting out of the bath @ Bitcoin block: 917298

Justin 8 months ago

@Vitor Pamplona Bug(ish) behavior on feeds. The lag from loading notes creates a "auto-scrolling" effect on global. (To a smaller degree on follows.) Optional buffering maybe?

Justin 8 months ago

Somebody figured out how to sell a 10oz bottle of the most abundant thing on Earth for $15.99 #businessgoals

Justin 8 months ago

It is so much more trendy to say: "I only eat organic". Then to say: "The food I eat is grown in poop instead of petroleum by-products". Why? #asknostr

Justin 8 months ago

I don't believe in fairies.

Justin 8 months ago

I never really cared to switch to bitcoin knots but, now that it's a naughty thing..... 🤔