Justin 4 months ago

Advertise a free ice cream social on your favorite politicians front lawn. That's it. Don't do anything else. Just watch the news as a bunch of families with disappointed children show up. Follow me for more #monkeywarfare

Justin 4 months ago

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Justin 4 months ago

Next time you're wife threatens divorce. Take a Saturday afternoon and replace ALL your outlets with gcfi's. Then let the milkman deal with that BS. Follow me for more monkey warfare.

Justin 4 months ago

If your neighbors walk their dog by your house and let their dog poop in your yard then all you have to do is pour some bacon grease on said turds and that same dog will pick them up for you. Follow me for more monkey warfare.

Justin 4 months ago

I just found out Arby's has steak nuggets. I think I just creamed myself.

Justin 4 months ago

What time is it? #Asknostr

Justin 4 months ago

An artist rendition of my penis breaking through the condom.

Justin 4 months ago

I don't even like Bitcoin. It's just the math I am betting on.

Justin 4 months ago

Some of you bought an air fryer even though you already have an oven with a convection bake setting. I blame the schools.

Justin 4 months ago

You pronounce the "g" in longevity twice. GM

Justin 4 months ago

When they say: "looking for strange" I don't think this is what they had in mind. I think bro should lay off the sauce.

Justin 4 months ago

10% of Google search results are search results. That's why when you're testing SEO and Rank first page on duck duck Go but you end up buried on page 10 of Google. It's all ads, Business profiles, and ads within the business profiles. #bussinessgoals

Justin 4 months ago

They used to discard yogurt when it turns sour. Some genius figured out how to sell sour cream. #businessgoals

Justin 4 months ago

Fresh foam. #gunstr

Justin 4 months ago

As you go through your day, just remember to relax, have fun, hug your kids, steal a helicopter and go for God mode. -if this something is a simulation then you might as well run it like gta5. Gm

Justin 4 months ago

Imagine yourself it as a squeaky toy in the toy story universe: Sentient. Slowly decaying over 100 years of years in a landfill. Total darkness. #poeticasfuck

Justin 4 months ago

Actual photo your girl took of me:

Justin 4 months ago

Gm

Justin 4 months ago

Not syfi anymore.

Tom

Wi-Fi signals can now create accurate images of a room with the help of pre-trained AI —

The results are shockingly true-to-life.

Justin 4 months ago

Global feed is pumping. I wouldn't sleep on nostr.