"Proudly built in the USA by undocumented immigrants"
Justin
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Amateur boogie boarder & future distopian Warlord from a timeline where heelys are still cool 🏴☠️😎🏝️💣
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Steak is nothing like revenge.
It must be served warm.
Privacy is not a right.
It is a lifestyle.
Can we talk about how strange this relationship is?
Im into crypto:
sauce:
I don't believe in feries.
# you do not have autism.
You just ripped gas station salvia out of a mountain dew bottle when you where 15.
And now you are like this.
Somebody I follow is blocking this note.
You should read this note.
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Advertise a free ice cream social on your favorite politicians front lawn.
That's it. Don't do anything else. Just watch the news as a bunch of families with disappointed children show up.
Follow me for more #monkeywarfare
#bussinessgoals
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Next time you're wife threatens divorce.
Take a Saturday afternoon and replace ALL your outlets with gcfi's.
Then let the milkman deal with that BS.
Follow me for more monkey warfare.
If your neighbors walk their dog by your house and let their dog poop in your yard then all you have to do is pour some bacon grease on said turds and that same dog will pick them up for you.
Follow me for more monkey warfare.
I just found out Arby's has steak nuggets.
I think I just creamed myself.
What time is it?
#Asknostr
An artist rendition of my penis breaking through the condom.
I don't even like Bitcoin. It's just the math I am betting on.
Some of you bought an air fryer even though you already have an oven with a convection bake setting.
I blame the schools.