After giving the man a regular check-up and running some tests, the doctor eventually returned with three bottles. One with blue pills, one with green pills, and one with red pills. "This is a month's supply of pills." The doctor explains. "Every morning, take one of the blue pills with a large glass of water. Every lunchtime, take one of the green pills with another large glass of water. And at bedtime take one of the red pills with another large glass of water." Concerned with the number of pills he's going to be taking, the man asks "What's wrong with me, doctor?" "You're not drinking enough water."

👀 "Not saying anything after this pls do not try to dox me but last night after 0415 count they took hi m medical in a wheelchair front cuffed but not 1 triage nurse says they spoke to him. Next thing we know a trip van shows up? We do not do releases on the weekends unless a judge orders it. Next thing we know, heS#039;s put in a single man cell and hangs himself? Heres the thing, the trip van did NO T sign in and we did not record the plate number and a guy in a green dress military outfit was in t he back of the van according to the tower guy who let him thru the gate. You guys i am shaking right now but i think they switched him out."

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My 2-year-old threw a fit and smashed her toy guitar. Literally the most metal thing I've seen in years. #dadstr 🤘

Bitcoin core is not Bitcoin. It is just the most popular implementation at the moment. Anybody can come up with their own implementation as long as it's backwards compatible. If it's not backwards compatible it's not Bitcoin. Duh View quoted note →

#memestr

300-Year-Old vampire didn't kill himself. F*** the list. Show me the body.

Fuck the man. I'd rather rake leaves for cash, mow launs for cash, rob drug dealers for cash, baby sit for cash, paint your house for cash. Anything for cash. Hmu. (Welder by trade and I do that best so if you need repairs or fabrications I'm your guy). #normalizefreeenterprize

Zaps are a psy-op.

I still might sell Bitcoin. But not because I'm scared. I expect my Bitcoin stack to outperform any other asset. The only exception of being, welding tools and equipment. Some understand this. And some don't. Bitcoin is just money. Nothing more, nothing less.

Political incorrectness is sexy in a woman. I also enjoy long walks in rough neighborhoods and an evening at the shooting range. I'm married. So back off ladies.

"Proudly built in the USA by undocumented immigrants"

Steak is nothing like revenge. It must be served warm.

Can we talk about how strange this relationship is?

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I don't believe in feries.

@Vitor Pamplona

# you do not have autism. You just ripped gas station salvia out of a mountain dew bottle when you where 15. And now you are like this.

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Advertise a free ice cream social on your favorite politicians front lawn. That's it. Don't do anything else. Just watch the news as a bunch of families with disappointed children show up. Follow me for more #monkeywarfare