i am not a head hunter. i am a lifeguard. of you, because you have ties to me i did not make. i am not helping. i am defending you when everyone else left you for dead. i am still mad at you. but i have adored you deeply because i learned who you are. i happen to believe in you as a serious human. get your head straight, dorsey. @jack

if you are really someone who is assitive you do not head hunt others. i will show myself out.

yeah i'll believe it when i see it -

everyone say "thank you poppy". @jack now. for once in your life: listen to me. hotel. train. france. wait. you're married to a jewish woman if you really need it.

i would be willing to bet she set jack up for the "adventure" on purpose. i am not even kidding. she speaks italian and he does not. @jack

this is why i cannot take a day off. this IS my day off. lmfao.

this is your most recent issue - as i said. "the rose of sharon" is my mother's landscaper. literally. nothing to do with me. you might wanna fix that. i have to admit: i was slightly miffed you did not invite me to the wedding. lmfao. @jack

the internet is forever. and it does not like you much at the moment. @jack but i know what you did. so. later. we will fix it.