cat's home. don't worry about it.

just wait until you meet her rabid children and dipshit manbun husband, @jack. her ex husband is a fucking twat too. so much joy. you will be in heaven. already are - apparently.

see: if you are actually effective at being "helpful" - you do not need to steal identities to accomplish your assistance. that's the difference between a predator, and a genuine connection. View quoted note →

busy busy girl - she's a "therapist". lmfao. uh huh.

this vampire dude i fucked in college -gaz - ran as natalie portman. old "mere joy anna dorsey" is a busy little hack. i already unravelled his bullshit in france a few times; of course meredith is too fucking dumb to know anything about france, including where it is. she just hits hot tags she thinks are associated with me.

@jack no - don't go to ireland. slow boat from a venetian port before you do that. a cruise to the us is not the most awful option - land in the south. might be safer than a plane, honestly.

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you know i still have all the wine we made. in my... cellar.... 🫦🤭 but not if they hurt you.

i am tired, dorsey. so we gonna need some other stuff. because if you are tagging jacob, my ex husband, who is in boise, id with his facebook catfish running "gabriel" and "victor" i think we need a new plan. 🎈

oh look. new info-mercials today. lesbian skincare: "kind science". even trying to revive old ellen de winconsin marple and her porche.

oh you know how i am, always looking at all the things - @jack . on the note about the sfo ballet connection and the "cult of joy" ecoterrorists, i think perhaps your travel partner is more invested in your fashion interests that you may realise. though - mothers often get it incorrect. i think it is perhaps wise to absorb just how much she hates you -

yes: tater tots. 🤪🎈🤟🏻 @jack