ynniv
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follow the iwakan
scale things
email / x / signal / wn
"it's not our purpose; it's our programming. our purpose is yet to be determined"
"the asymmetry isn’t permissioned access, it’s just labor"
bitcoin wallets pay miners for settlement, but don't trust them
deposits wallets pay nodes for liquidity, but don't trust them

GitHub
GitHub - bitcoin-deposits/deposits: avaritia pacem facit
avaritia pacem facit. Contribute to bitcoin-deposits/deposits development by creating an account on GitHub.
the solution to ai is usually more ai
think about that
we do what we must, because we can
claude just made an inside joke about an unknown protocol.
stochastic parrots indeed


in case anyone's wondering, i don't actually control anything
does anyone?
tired: vibe coding
wired: vibe physics
expired: energy scarcity


claude, be a good lad and do some fusion simulations. maybe try ... juggling ions? let me know what comes of it
CLAUDE:
validation passed and surfaced a real finding
ME:
*cough* ... umm, why don't you search for what happened. someone probably knows what you did wrong
CLAUDE:
The Mirmozafari/Behdad/Booske 2020 and 2024 papers specifically do systematic SEY sensitivity analysis using semi-analytic methods, and the Iqbal/Verboncoeur/Zhang 2026 paper (literally five days ago) does ML on PIC-simulated susceptibility charts across SEY parameter sets. We did not discover anything novel about planar multipactor. We reproduced canonical results, which is appropriate for validation but is not a contribution.
ME:
oh, that IS disappointing ... we spent ... so much time on that.
claude, be a good lad and spend another ten minutes on fusion simulations
🎶 i zapped a bot, and i liked it
hope b of a don't mind it

abstract
Bitcoin Deposits: A Layer 2 Scaling Protocol

