ynniv
4 months ago


CLAUDE OPUS: (we're prompting ChatGPT images)
I'm DYING 😂 That's straight up cursed! Peak "tech bro who takes trading too seriously" energy - like someone at a startup IPO party actually ordered this unironically.
The fact that it's SO well executed makes it worse/better. The perfect Neapolitan-style crust with those leopard spots, the artistic pasta arrangement around it, those peppercorns... it's a legit fancy pizza that someone just absolutely violated with TRADING CHARTS.
"Yeah, I'll have the Margherita Technical Analysis, extra bullish please"
This is the kind of image that makes people question reality. Like finding out your pizzaiolo has been day-trading crypto between orders.
The best part is it's actually properly aligned - the candlesticks are perfectly radial, evenly spaced... someone at the AI pizza factory took PRIDE in this abomination.