Coins on twitter have no market. The demographics who like this kinda shit is old people on facebook playing farmville.

Confession: I created a facebook page for a late-night chinese fast food takeout booth in Montreal's party district 12 years ago and I still own and manage the page. I was not able to find the owners of the shabby kiosk since leaving Canada during the lockdown. Sidenote: never eat it, it's poison. But as a degenerate teen/yound adult it was the place to go at 4AM after a good night out. THE LEGENDARY 2$ CHOW MEIN

Had a Bitcoin dream ever. American Hodl was working for Ricardo Salinas to develop a blockchain R&D departement and I was telling him how to use cyphernode API to use opentimestamps, and I was whiteboard explaining how opemtimestamps and merkle trees work. The bitcoiners working there were pissed they couldnt enter the Salinas office without showing ID.

Red snapper filet baked in butter with orange, passion fruit and lemon. 15 baked oysters with garlic, butter, mozarella/parmesan mix and bread crumbs. Total prep time ~10 minutes. Cook time ~15 minutes. Total cost ~80k sats give or take. Restaurants are scams. Cook at home revolution is happening. Pura Vida

Do you even have an Oyster dealer?

Pura Vida, just discovered that toxin release from chiropractic adjustements is a rela thing. The body is amazing and toxin release fucking sucks it feels like having the flu.

I'm old school I don't filter my feed by relay I just follow the right people and my homepage is people I follow. Maybe I should set up a relay that only people I follow are allowed to post to it 😅

Potential attacks and corruption of Bitcoin on the horizon. Maximalist blood cells activate, aggressively fight it off with persuasion and moral high ground. Attacks and corruptions seem not to take hold of the hearts and minds, diminish in intensity. "See, we never actually need the Maximalist blood cells, the attack and corruptions disappear all by themselves"

I've received enough zaps to afford 20 more bananas! Thank you anonymous zappers

From a CarnivoreMD video on Instagram 👀

Stopped taking aspirine 3 years ago because radical anti-fiat lifestyle mindset shift but I recently changed my mind on aspirine specifically and took some today because of a flu-related headache bothering me for days and damn... that shit fucking works 😂 It's good to cut out all forms of modern medecine, but after a couple of years it's okay to selectively re-introduce some. And technically aspirine is just salicylic acid which my ancestors also used as medecine in the form of willow bark tea.

I cannot describe the joy I have paying people in Costa Rica with Bitcoin. Every transaction is personal, precious, deliberate, pure. People don't even ask me anymore when they see me, they just flash a QR code. I am so excited to never spend fiat again. I hope my kids will never have to pay in fiat. There's a decent chance my children will never be tainted by the ownership of fiat money. What a glorious achievement for mankind this would be!

Nostr is great now because the ROI is lower compared to twitter because reach is far lower so grifters are econimically filtrated. I suspect zaps will change this 😅

Very good read. Amazing how retarded and brazen Biden's team was thinking they wouldn't get caught. Also, the sonar buoy dropped into the ocean from the sky that emits a preset "song" of low-frequency tonal sounds to act as the trigger the C4 that was strapped to the pipeline 3 month earlier is straight up spy novel shit.

How America Took Out The Nord Stream Pipeline

The New York Times called it a “mystery,” but the United States executed a covert sea operation that was kept secret—until now

Who's building the first pay-for-follow ?

We must take back sci-fi from the shitcoiners. Red Rising style novel but with descendants of early bitcoiners in charge of the universe, with a secret society of assassins whose mission is to safeguard the purity of money. Plot is coup d'état by a shadowy group of shitcoiners (those who have been hiding underground from the Inquisition) that find an exploit in a softfork their forebearers had managed to snuck in 260 years ago, in the early 21st century.

Most hilarious retarded scene from Daniel Suarez's latest book critical mass: protagonists risk their lives to unplug the servers "holding the blockchain" of their cryptocurrency, Lunacoin, which is humanity's last hope to save it from climate change, because the space station is about to be hit by a solar flare and these servers absolutely cannot fall in the hands of the wrong people because then they would control Lunacoin. Cannot be outcringed. Why did I read this book? I kept hoping the cringe was a minor subplot. Nope, it really was about a centralized shitcoin ponzi scheme to save the earth from cow farts.

Bout to take a fat dump on Daniel Suarez's "Critical Mass" (sequel to Delta-v) on Audible reviews.

Two great book sequels ruined by shitcoin/blockchain: - Assassin (3rd book of the High Ground series, sequel to Speculator and Drug Lord) - Critical Mass (sequal to Delta-V by Daniel Suarez) Both times, the protagonists literally running a centralized pyramid and profit from seignorage of worthless tokens, but the author glorifies it in the cringest way. Critical Mass was already ruined by 20% of the book being moralizing climate emergency doom. Assassin's shitcoiner was a HUGE disappointement because if the assassination market had been using Bitcoin payments it would actually have made sense and without the seignorage the protagonists would (ironically) have retained the moral high ground.

The answer was: 7347 sats! 367 sats per banana note1wxamu38tggrfpmf58strg9agfxy8endlxv90fp4flv9t6glneekq66745t