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Yusuf al-Texani
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Texan muslim. Video editor and English teacher. Currently in Morocco. Estudiante de español. طالب اللغة العربية
BREAKING: EU Parliament unanimously passes heterosexuality tax, promising "femboy exemptions" in coming months.
You can't be anti-domestic violence but also pro-women's basketball
Amethyst uses an insane amount of mobile data even when not auto-downloading pictures and videos
Little guy snuck into my backpack to escape the cold. Almost zipped up the bag and left him in there. Could get in trouble for trafficking pussy
Trimming long audios in Premiere (and I assume Audition) is way faster than Ableton
I had a small part of a broken toenail get a fungal infection and the common "medicine" Terbafine did little except seem to hurt my liver. I cut off as much of the nail that I could that didn't cause pain and just applied a tiny amount of white vinegar (about 8% concentration) every day I remembered, and it grew back healthy and close to the toe where moisture now doesn't get in God gave us superior ancient remedies.
Few things gayer than dudes who don't exercise sitting for hours and getting emotional watching guys play with balls and screaming GOLLLLLLLLLL then complaining that they have no opportunities
I should incorporate Midjourney into English lesson prep to make more memorable images and GIFs for new vocabulary
I have to shoot snot rockets in public with no tissue because my super big and powerful brain is producing excess lubrication and needs to maintain airflow