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emoryandcat 1 year ago
remember: if it's not a "fuck yes!" it's a "hell no"
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
today, I'm thankful for: * Ice-cold water * carpet stain remover * this college semester finally being over, woot!
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
#worldofwarcraft (NA) maint. complete! let's go!
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
WHAT DO PEOPLE DO WITHOUT WORLD OF WARCRAFT?!
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
warcraft in maint today what is "real life" and what do i do here?
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler: - stretch, take your meds, drink some water - love & appreciate your ability to love. - so i have bad news & good news: the bad news is you never win the lottery in your life. the good news is that you'll find $5 on the ground outside a McDonald's once
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
omg omg just matched with a really hot girl what do i say?
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
today, I'm thankful for: * the Theoi * thermos mugs * socks
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler: - stretch, take your meds, drink some water - you are perfect, just the way you are. - the next time you drink from a water fountain, it's going to shoot up in your face, so be careful
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler: - stretch, take your meds, drink some water - you are a money magnet. - don't worry. you'll meet someone and fall in love. they put out, too, a lot.
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
she’s been in this position for a solid hour
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
today, I'm thankful for: * world of warcraft * Ring cameras * sarah sherman
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler: - stretch, take your meds, drink some water - you can overcome any obstacle that comes your way. - world peace is finally achieved in the year 3821. we all walk around naked & become farmers. also, unlimited tacos. it's great.
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler: - stretch, take your meds, drink some water - - Tesla's stock goes down to $0.01. Amazon's goes up to $10,034.02. Kraft Heinz' goes up to $130,029,488,912.03. Everybody becomes obsessed with ketchup in the future, and puts it in everything. Literally... everything.
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emoryandcat 1 year ago
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler: - stretch, drink some water, take your meds - life loves and supports you. everything is unfolding perfectly. - one time I met myself in the past meeting myself in the future, it was... awkward.