advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- love & appreciate your ability to love.
- so i have bad news & good news: the bad news is you never win the lottery in your life. the good news is that you'll find $5 on the ground outside a McDonald's once
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are perfect, just the way you are.
- the next time you drink from a water fountain, it's going to shoot up in your face, so be careful
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you are a money magnet.
- don't worry. you'll meet someone and fall in love. they put out, too, a lot.
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
- you can overcome any obstacle that comes your way.
- world peace is finally achieved in the year 3821. we all walk around naked & become farmers. also, unlimited tacos. it's great.
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, take your meds, drink some water
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- Tesla's stock goes down to $0.01. Amazon's goes up to $10,034.02. Kraft Heinz' goes up to $130,029,488,912.03. Everybody becomes obsessed with ketchup in the future, and puts it in everything. Literally... everything.
advice from your friendly neighborhood time-traveler:
- stretch, drink some water, take your meds
- life loves and supports you. everything is unfolding perfectly.
- one time I met myself in the past meeting myself in the future, it was... awkward.