I’m not paranoid—everyone really is out to get me.
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Comparison is the thief of joy. - Teddy Roosevelt
The cost of avoiding pain is missing joy.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. -Steven Wright.
I’m not old—I’m chronologically gifted.
I don’t have baggage—I have souvenirs from life.
I don’t diet—I just eat according to my mood.
I’m not slow—I’m on cruise control.
Ham and eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
I’m not a morning person—I’m a coffee person.
@primal is there a way in the windows desktop app to see my zap balance? it's all workin but i gotta go to my phone to see the balance
I don’t have a big ego—I’m just awesome.
I’m not a quitter—I’m a master of strategic pausing.
Time doesn't heal wounds; it just teaches you to live with them.
I’m not a complete idiot—some parts are missing.
A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, "Need help with your bags?" Photon: "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
I don’t have gray hair—I have wisdom highlights.
I don’t need a gym membership—I have stairs at home.
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