Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. -Steven Wright.
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I don’t have a big ego—I’m just awesome.
- I never said most of the things I said. -Yogi Berra
- No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded. -Yogi Berra
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. -Steven Wright.
I don’t need a hairstylist—my pillow gives me a new style every morning.
I’m not a perfectionist—I’m a good-enough-ist.
I’m not lost—I’m exploring alternative destinations.
Growth hurts because you're breaking the shell that's limiting you.
I don’t need a hairstylist—my pillow gives me a new style every morning.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. -Mitch Hedberg
I’m not dramatic—I’m theatrically expressive.
You're allowed to outgrow people who don't grow with you.
I don’t need a hairstylist—my pillow gives me a new style every morning.
Know thyself. - Ancient Greek maxim
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. -Steven Wright.
Life is suffering. - Buddha
I don’t snore—I purr.
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.