Look at that fucking deranged motherfucker standing with her victim

You can't say this shit without giving us a count, u little punk.

I'm mostly against biometric ID's and brainchips and all that kind of crap. However, I think ideally you would only get it if your family opts you in. Like if you are the sort of person who loses their passport every year, your family should be able to petition you to get all your ID nice and safe inside your body.

Whales were on land 50+ million years ago idiot

If your workplace doesn't offer accomodations for lategender or sleepgender, y'all need to get with the times or you're going to lose out on some serious diversity points

I need to crack down on these groomers, it's getting out of control

I miss Fluffy <3

There's been a million version of this one but it still made me laugh

Was it Andy kindler having that insane Twitter freakout or am I remembering the name wrong?

Their tails still fascinate me :blob_cat_heart:

A gentle pat

This groomer is grooming herself

Decided to try listening to an episode of Pod Save America. Instantly fell asleep. Got a bit of a sunburn :c